I move among you

[Naru]

I'm kinda disappointed, the jackass hasn't come back in two and a half days. He fails as a troll.

[Ensign Steve]

The failure is ours.

No, it's the troll's. Really.

[Petra]

I dunno, guys. I feel bad. It is International Hug A Troll Week, after all.

[Naru]

When is International Mock A Troll Until He Leaves Week?

[Watser?]

All the other weeks?

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Originally Posted by Izy The 1

Please step up and explain to me why you're not trash..

Because trash gets taken out occasionally

[Naru]

Not in Soviet Russia!

[Dingfod]

In Soviet Union, trash takes you out.

[Miisa]

This has got to be the deepest thread. Ever.

Pass the joint.

[Dingfod]

In Soviet Union, joint passes you.

Originally Posted by Dingfod

In Soviet Union, joint passes you.

DAMMIT!

[Pan Narrans]

Originally Posted by Uthgar the Brazen

DAMMIT!

In Soviet Russia, it damns you.



No, there's no such thing as taking jokes too far

[Miisa]

Under the protection of the Soviet, the joke misses you.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by Izy The 1

Your kind disgust me. People who work with their hands are simply not worthy of my time.

Do you prefer those who work on their backs?

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Miisa

Under the protection of the Soviet, the joke misses you.

Only if it has bad aim.

[Naru]

Originally Posted by erimir

Do you prefer those who work on their backs?

They're so lazy. Get on top some time, damn it!

[chunksmediocrites]

Originally Posted by Dingfod

In Soviet Union, trash takes you out.

If Qingdai and I had been drinking milk when we read that, it would have come out our noses.

In my fantasy world Yakov Smirnov was actually part of an international comedian exchange program, something the Soviets and U.S. agreed to participate in after they signed the Salt Treaty. We got Yakov and sent our own representative of comedy, a guy named Jim Beam. I would like to give you an example now of one of his classic stand-bys. He would tell his jokes in russian with an american accent. “Here in Soviet Union we stand in long lines all day to buy a loaf of bread. In America all you have to do is think about bread and someone will knock on your door, and GIVE you a loaf of bread, and a color TV! Isn’t America crazy?” Jim Beam now performs nightly at the Cabbage Rolls To-Go Hut near the main entrance of a Siberian coal mine.

Oh, and back to the original post, I try to avoid high pedigrees. Those ladies should be sober when they are shaping my cuticles. I'd tell you why I'm not trash, but I'm busy watching my stories.

[Kyuss Apollo]

In Soviet Russia, stories watching you.