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Old 05-04-2021, 07:58 PM
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I oddly remember some of the marketing for that movie, besides the totally 90s naming of adding an X but trying to be cool by calling him Ecks, around that time I was a bit of a fan of Lucy Liu thanks to the goofball Charlies Angels and she was bad at hiding her real feelings about matters. So it was clear that she fucking hated Bill Murray and she fucking hated this film.
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Old 05-04-2021, 09:31 PM
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Another legendary bad movie achievement: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Is this trending on Netflix or something? It just came up on a podcast I listened to yesterday. Baader–Meinhof strikes again. :shakefist:

(The context was movies that have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, so ... yeah)
It was next on my DVD Netflix queue. I received it yesterday, and I was so excited I watched it the day I got it.
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Old 05-04-2021, 09:50 PM
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(The context was movies that have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, so ... yeah)
Speaking of Rotten Tomatoes, Citizen Kane lost its 100% approval a bit ago after they uploaded an 80 year old anonymous review from the Chicago Tribune.

So now Citizen Kane belongs in the crappy movie thread.
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Old 05-08-2021, 11:36 PM
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Psychomania or The Death Wheelers (1973)

Tom Latham is the leader of an English biker gang named the The Living Dead. Sure he's having fun terrorizing the town, but he wants more. His mother the psychic knows how to defeat death, and he tricks her into revealing the secret. He kills himself, comes back and then reveals the secret to his gang. Soon, almost the whole gang are really the living dead, and Tom has big plans. His only holdout is his more good than bad girlfriend.

This was fun. The gang leader Tom is a spoiled rich kid playing at being a thug. Only when he comes back, he sees that he now had *no* repercussions to his actions. That's where most of the horror comes from - he leaves a body count now that he knows he can't be hurt or killed.

There's a little bit of stunt motorcycling, but this is more an occult story than an outright horror movie. The gang is a weird amalgamation of biker gang and hippie culture, like a 70s movie written and directed by people who didn't actually understand the youth culture. There's a little bit more than a cheesy "biker gang comes back from the dead" movie, but it can be enjoyed at face value, too.
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Old 05-13-2021, 02:58 AM
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Metamorphosis (2019)

A Korean horror about a family being targeted by an evil spirit. The children ask help from their uncle, a priest who is having a crisis of confidence due to a failed exorcism. Some genuine scares here, and some interesting twists. The main problem I had with it were no clear set of rules. The demon's powers seemed to vary on the whims of the script. The demon can take anyone's form, but one of the teens is killed in secret and it never assumes that form. It's pretty clear that this was a lame workaround for some problem with the production, like the actor's availability.

Not really a recommend from me unless you are an exorcism movie completist.
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Old 05-22-2021, 08:56 PM
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I watched Zach Synder's Army of the Dead, and it was basically OK.

The premise is: A Japanese businessman hires Dave Bautista's character to pull 200 million dollars out of a Vegas vault 2 days before the US is going to nuke the city.

If you like Zack Synder's style, you will probably like this movie. Otherwise, it's a big, dumb movie.
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Old 05-31-2021, 05:25 AM
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I could put this in a bunch of places, but this is the thread where I've mentioned Joe Bob Briggs. Every week the show gives a "Silver Bolo" award to someone in the horror community. This is usually a nice way for Shudder/"The Last Drive-In" to signal boost a smaller creator in the horror community. Usually, it's a podcast or video channel, they say some nice things about the creators and put a link on the screen.

Well, this week's Silver Bolo award winner didn't accept it:
https://twitter.com/ryanlarson/statu...22614969847809

Basically, it's come to light that John Bloom worked for a white nationalist publication for a short period of time in 1997, he's also received some more recent flak for his less enlightened Joe Bob rants and discussions, especially around LGBTQ issues. (One of his rants seemed to be basically a long "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke.)

Diana ("Darcy the mail girl") responded with this:
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I have "receipts" to back up every bit of what I'm saying. I can show you how he's been fighting for trans rights (and losing jobs over it!) since back in the 70s. I can show you how he's had numerous death threats made against him by the KKK for standing up against them. I can show you the dozens of email conversations he's had with people who took him up on his offer to actually go to him directly if they had a grievance about anything he said so they could talk it out, and how almost all (I'd say 100% but I can't be completely sure of that) of those conversations ended up creating peace and better understanding between both parties. I could also show you that some of those same people who apologized privately for thinking the worst of him and jumping to conclusions based on inaccurate information are now back attacking him publicly about the SOS, which is really frustrating and heartbreaking, honestly.
It a form of privilege to be privately inclusive but unapologetically bigoted in your act. I also think Bloom is that weird Libertarian kind of anti-bigotry, which is basically OK with institutionalized racism.

I have always been on the fence about this. Joe Bob Briggs is an act, but he seems to be happy to let the public blur his personal sentiment with his persona. This is not growth or inclusion. If he were so inclined, he could try harder to show the Joe Bob act is just that.

I've been avoiding the latest season of "The Last Drive-In." It hasn't been that hard, really. I don't fault the person who rejected the award, nor do I really judge the people who continue to watch and enjoy.
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I watched Zach Synder's Army of the Dead, and it was basically OK.

The premise is: A Japanese businessman hires Dave Bautista's character to pull 200 million dollars out of a Vegas vault 2 days before the US is going to nuke the city.

If you like Zack Synder's style, you will probably like this movie. Otherwise, it's a big, dumb movie.
I tried, but am starting to discover that I will never get through another Zach Snyder movie again.

The whole premise is based on a plot hole and it falls apart from there.

It just galls me that Snyder keeps doing shit like this and they keep giving him more money to make films.
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Old 06-18-2021, 08:06 AM
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Beyond the Door III (1989)

"Beyond the Door" was an Italian horror movie about a pregnant woman being possessed by a demon. It's pretty wild and not very good. This is a sequel in name only, being loosely about demon possession, too.

A group of American students are invited to a small Serbian town for a cultural festival. They are supposed to be cultural ambassadors, I guess. The class is a bunch of loud American assholes and Beverly. Beverly is a Serbian-American with mixed feelings about her heritage.

Not surprisingly, the Serbian town is the home for a Satanic cult, and Beverly has been marked as Satan's bride. The others were brought in for sacrifice. In a surprising turn for a movie like this, once the first person in the group gets killed, they all quickly leave town and jump on a passing train. This movie then becomes a runaway possessed train story. The driver, engineer and conductor are all killed by the train, and the train does all sorts of implausible things, like continue to steam ahead even though no one is fueling it, or veering off the track to behead one of the Americans.

The rest of the Americans die off in gory and stupid ways, and the Satanists are thwarted because they stupidly revealed Satan's plans to Beverly.

I sort of liked this, but it's not very interested in making much sense. The movie seems to be structured around the special effects they could produce. The people who die mostly do very stupid things, and some may be possessed, but it's not clear. The gore effects are pretty good, and it's apparent that's where the budget went.
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Old 06-18-2021, 08:18 AM
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Oh, and I recently watched both Curse of Chucky and Cult of Chucky. These are perfectly fine Child's Play sequels. Curse is better, mostly because Cult introduces a really stupid idea and gives it a really stupid explanation.
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I have been on a MST3K kick, mostly because I'm back in Illinois, trying to get my mother's life in order, and I need a good laugh to end the day. So, I'm watching "The Gauntlet" - MST3K's final Netflix season. This run is slightly better on average than the previous Netflix season, but I liked both. "Mac & Me" is probably the best, but I've liked the whole season.

Today was "Killer Fish", 5th of 6. Since I recently watched "Ator" - I'll probably skip that one.

I also watched "The Case of the Bloody Iris" because it's a Giallo starring Edwige Fenech. I would watch almost anything starring Edwige Fenech.

In this case, the movie is a pretty decent whodunit. A woman is murdered in an elevator by an unknown man. The neighbors are shocked at this. Meanwhile, a property manager Andrea (George Hilton) consults a photographer for advice on a new apartment complex, and chooses a model (Mizar, played by Carla Brait) that happens to be one of the neighbors that witnessed the murder. While he's at the photographer's, he gets lovestruck by Jennifer (Fenech)

Soon, Mizar is killed, and Andrea is the main suspect, because he was the last person to see her alive. For an unknown reason, he puts Jennifer and her friend in the apartment where Mizar is killed. More people dies, and we get a few suspects, but the police still think Andrea is the prime suspect.

I always wonder why Italian police have the worst theories. Andrea is shown early on to be repulsed by the sight of blood, yet the commissioner suspects that might drive his compulsion to kill. Is it a reflection of the stupid ideas that the actual police have, or do Italian filmmakers have the worst set of prejudices and biases? I suspect a bit of both, but I think the latter has more influence on the script. For example, Clair Brait is black and this seems to be a distinct fetish in Giallo films, both in text and as seen through the lens.

At any rate, with a few shots of Bourbon in me, this was quite enjoyable - even if my prime suspect was revealed as the killer.
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The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971)

A serial-murdering "English" lord has been attacking women who remind him of his late wife, and he's the protagonist of the story! I guess he's slightly less evil than the people conspiring against him?

Lord Alan's redheaded wife died in childbirth, but only after he suspected her of being unfaithful. This drove him "mad" in the typical Italian Giallo way. After his initial treatment, he meets a blond woman who captures his interest. They soon get married, but then he starts being haunted by his first wife's "ghost." Is this a plot to drive Alan mad... well dysfunctionally mad? You bet!

I hated that the movie was rooting for a serial murderer. Otherwise, this was a competently executed murder mystery.
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Vamp (1986)

There is one and only one reason to watch this movie, and that is Grace Jones' iconic performance as the head vampire.

Otherwise, this is a really basic vampire movie. Three college idiots drive into the city with the express purpose of hiring a stripper for a frat party. They choose a seedy nightclub that happens to be run by vampires, and things progress about as you might expect.
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