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07-05-2018, 03:01 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: First World Problems
The early Morman catches the Limoncello.
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07-05-2018, 03:29 PM
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Quality Contributor
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Re: First World Problems
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07-07-2018, 08:45 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
Sriracha has become the culinary equivalent of a teenager playing the same damned song over and over ad nauseum.
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07-07-2018, 10:37 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: First World Problems
Except the song is AWESOME.
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07-20-2018, 10:34 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
Itchy ass.
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07-21-2018, 01:12 AM
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Captain #EmbraceTheImpossible
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Join Date: May 2005
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
Itchy ass.
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Pretty sure that's a problem even in the 3rd world
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07-21-2018, 08:54 AM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by Zehava
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
Itchy ass.
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Pretty sure that's a problem even in the 3rd world
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In the 3rd world you can scratch your ass in public.
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07-27-2018, 10:24 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
It's hot, it's humid, I can't sleep.
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07-27-2018, 10:45 AM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: First World Problems
I thought in the First World you had air conditioners.
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07-27-2018, 04:23 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
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Re: First World Problems
I went boating, drinking, and eating out for 4 days last week.
So I'm fat and sun burnt.
I only went into the water a couple times to cool off as I'm not a huge fan of swimming in fish poo water.
On the plus side we weren't in a Duck Boat. We had an actual boat on a lake to the north and were safely inside when the storm went over. I'm not sure if those things even qualify as "boat". It was a bad storm.
Duck Boat Accident
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08-11-2018, 03:50 AM
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you're next
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Re: First World Problems
i hate that it's so hard to find negative feedback on a pot review site. all that shit seems to be the best strain ever. worst people have to say is didn't get me high enough, followed by 3 more saying it's their new favourite strain.
goddamn chronics give dope a bad name.
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08-21-2018, 01:01 AM
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Forum Killer
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Re: First World Problems
grilled cheese stuffed with grilledh ot peppers is the best thing veer
oh god my face
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08-21-2018, 02:16 AM
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This is the title that appears beneath your name on your posts.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
Sriracha has become the culinary equivalent of a teenager playing the same damned song over and over ad nauseum.
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Just FYI, it's spelled "ad nauseam".
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08-21-2018, 02:21 AM
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This is the title that appears beneath your name on your posts.
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by ZEZOZE
i hate that it's so hard to find negative feedback on a pot review site. all that shit seems to be the best strain ever. worst people have to say is didn't get me high enough, followed by 3 more saying it's their new favourite strain.
goddamn chronics give dope a bad name.
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Just post the name of the site and the strain you had, and they will get feedback with some really dire warnings about what that shit does to your brain.
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08-23-2018, 10:54 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
I'm not sure what's worse. The trash can lid covered in maggots or the trash an lid covered in dead maggots.
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08-24-2018, 05:28 PM
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Re: First World Problems
I'm heading to the state fair. I'm sure when I'm there someone in the family will hand me some sort of horrible deep fat fried object to eat. One year they were serving deep fat fried; oreos, candy bars, twinkies, chocolate cupcakes, sticks of butter, etc. You could also bring your own food from another vendor and pay to have it deep fat fried.
There was a place last year that you could order a $10 plate of curl sliced fried potatoes. I ordered it because it was the most healthy thing I could find. I passed on the Steak Dinner in a Cup (steak pieces, mashed potatoes, etc.) which looked sort of like a 44 oz big gulp of baby food with gravy on top. My paper plate was completely saturated with grease as well as a bunch of napkins I used to compress as much out as possible.
This year's health food addition is Halls Family Foods Cucumbers with a menu of; Cucumbers stuffed with either chicken salad, tuna salad, seafood salad or ranch. Fried veggies - mushrooms, cauliflower, broccoli, zucchini, green tomatoes, onion rings and pickles. Literally under the state fair website's Health Conscious food section. So my healthy option this year might be a cucumber stuffed with ranch dressing and a side of deep fat fried zucchini. Or I may just stick to an all beer diet this year and carb up.
My stomach hurts thinking of going. But I'm doing it for my family who purchased Kelly Clarkson tickets. Which is the unfortunate highlight of the night. Maybe the pig/goat/sheep/cow will give birth in the maternity ward while we're there.
The saving grace of going to the fair is feeling super skinny walking around in that crowd. You do have to watch out so you don't get run over by a mobility scooter.
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08-24-2018, 08:11 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: First World Problems
In fairs in Britain you used to be able to win live goldfish. I bet if your state fair did that you get them deep fried. "Hey buddy, fish don't feel pain."
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08-27-2018, 08:01 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: First World Problems
Amurcan fairs & carnivals used to murder goldfish like that too. Some probably still do.
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08-27-2018, 08:38 PM
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Re: First World Problems
[edit] wrong thread
I guess that's a first world problem, isn't it?
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08-28-2018, 11:24 AM
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by ImGod
I'm heading to the state fair. I'm sure when I'm there someone in the family will hand me some sort of horrible deep fat fried object to eat. One year they were serving deep fat fried; oreos, candy bars, twinkies, chocolate cupcakes, sticks of butter, etc. You could also bring your own food from another vendor and pay to have it deep fat fried.
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Wait, wait, wait. Hold it right there! A deep fried stick of butter??? What the fuck?
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08-28-2018, 04:00 PM
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Re: First World Problems
You don't remember hearing about that a few years back?
I mean, even in my fatbort days the thought of that thing disgusted even me.
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08-28-2018, 05:36 PM
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Re: First World Problems
The concert wasn't that bad. Kelly Clarkson has a good live voice without computer adjustments and lip syncing garbage.
The food was generally terrible. Not all terrible tasting, just terrible for your health. I found a hamburger place that was good and settled on the 1/3 lb kids meal version.
The most popular seemed to be the 1 lb corndog and the 1 gallon bucket of curly fried potatoes.
They've been attempting to one up the college world series (for USA universities only, thank you).
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Everywhere you look on the CWS ballpark menu, items are trying to one-up one another. You have a basket of onion rings topped with pulled pork, gouda and bacon? I raise you a 2-foot-long box of nachos topped with chunks of steak from Omaha Steaks.
Each year, sous chef Chris Myers tries to top the previous year’s comically large, gut-busting headliner. It’s hard to argue he hasn’t done that this year.
It’s a monstrosity called the Colossal Tot — a one-pound rotund tater tot smothered in your choice of vice: buffalo sauce and blue cheese, chili and cheese or poutine — all for $10.
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And yes. Fried butter is a thing. Apparently started by Paula Dean.
https://www.eater.com/2011/8/10/6663...owa-state-fair
Here's how you make it at home.
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08-28-2018, 07:15 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Re: First World Problems
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08-28-2018, 07:46 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: First World Problems
Perfect to go with your deep fried turducken.
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08-28-2018, 09:01 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Re: First World Problems
I don't really need to know HOW to make fried butter. I'm a little curious as to why. Not curious enough to research it, however.
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