08-07-2008, 07:19 PM
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
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Re: Amusing bumperstickers, post yours here.
Just another roadside attraction, eh?
08-07-2008, 08:06 PM
Don't trust Me. As per the HH.
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I Found Jesus He's Drunk in My Back Seat
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08-08-2008, 02:12 AM
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I Found Jesus In The Couch Cushions
Also 35 Cents And Some Cheetohs
08-14-2008, 03:09 AM
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Today it was a picture of G.W. Bush waving and next to it "Hi Treason."
For some reason I ChuckF's (®) internet persona saying the words.
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08-20-2008, 04:41 AM
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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"I love Humanity, It's people I can't stand"
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08-20-2008, 07:53 PM
A fellow sophisticate
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On notsosure 's car: Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.
08-20-2008, 07:58 PM
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On notsosure 's car: Losing faith in humanity one person at a time.
Want.
08-20-2008, 10:25 PM
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
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That reminds me of:
The more people I get to know, the more I like cats.
08-22-2008, 02:03 AM
A Very Gentle Bort
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Quote:
Does my American flag offend you?
Dial: 1-800-Leave-The-USA
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08-22-2008, 02:37 AM
California Sober
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No kidding. That's way too many letters for a phone number.
08-22-2008, 02:38 AM
simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
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very cute, es
01-23-2009, 05:26 AM
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Today I spotted two hand made bumper stickers on a little black car.
One said "my other ride is your mom," the other said "Your child sucks crack."
Is ChuckF in town??!?
01-23-2009, 10:24 AM
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"Real Men Grow Out of Santa Claus and Jesus"
--J.D.
01-23-2009, 05:35 PM
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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That sounds messy.
01-23-2009, 05:47 PM
Jin, Gi, Rei, Ko, Chi, Shin, Tei
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I saw a car in the parking lot a few days ago that had a bumper sticker that read: "I
Vagina"
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01-29-2009, 06:56 PM
mostly harmless
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Originally Posted by
Caligulette
Quote:
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lisarea
I saw a bumpersticker the other day that said "Anti-War = Pro-Terrorism."
I lawled.
They must be friends of "If You Can't Get Behind Our Troops, Feel Free To Stand In Front Of Them".
One I saw at school said, "You can't be PRO-LIFE and PRO-WAR."
Then, at a baseball game for my oldest, I saw the following on a car, which surprised my given how red our town is:
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01-29-2009, 08:44 PM
Vaginally-privileged sociopathic cultist
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What Would Scooby Do?
I giggled.
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01-29-2009, 11:37 PM
A Very Gentle Bort
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show spoiler
No, I don't mean looby lax, wei.
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01-29-2009, 11:45 PM
rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
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I removed the 'IMPEACH' sticker from my rear bumper today after years of expressing righteous outrage. It was sad, mostly becauses it never came to fruition.
I'm thinking of having a 'INDICT W' bumpersticker made.
Of course, it'd need a 'SUBPOENA DICK' to go with it.
Or maybe it should be INDICT W/SUPOENA DICK with an alternate INDICT DICK/SUPOENA W bumpersticker.
Hey....a guy can fantasize, can't he? Just because mine doesn't include Nicole Kidman doesn't mean it isn't acceptable.
Does it?
02-19-2009, 06:54 AM
Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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"If everything is coming your way,
You're in the wrong lane!"
02-19-2009, 04:00 PM
A fellow sophisticate
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Cop removes
"Abort Obama not the unborn." sign from Oklahoma City man's car. Cops return sign after Secret Service concluded he wasn't a threat.
OK, not that amusing.
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02-19-2009, 04:55 PM
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02-19-2009, 07:28 PM
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02-19-2009, 09:33 PM
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Oh but it made the resident Paultard on ANOTHER FORUM [Boo. Hiss.--Ed.] shit his pants in righteous indignation.
You know they are going to prove Obama is not a Natural Born Citizen [Tm.--Ed.], right?
And time now.
There are like . . . lawsuits . . . in places.
--J.D.
02-20-2009, 12:06 AM
Unlimited Pwnage
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I saw one that I want to get the other day:
"Give War a Chance"
and another fav:
"Jesus Saves, everyone else takes full damage"
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