Good King Trump

[mickthinks]

It's time we stopped pretending that the 2016 election is still a thing. Trump in the White House is the thing now.

Here's some bleak news to start us off:

LGBT - The White House Search Results

[slimshady2357]

The cocksucker even stole Obama's cake!

The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama's inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I didn't make it. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/qJXpCfPhii

— Duff Goldman (@Duff_Goldman) 21 January 2017

[Limoncello]

Originally Posted by slimshady2357

The cocksucker even stole Obama's cake!

Maybe it's the same cake, just been stuffed in a closet somewhere for eight years?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by slimshady2357

The cocksucker even stole Obama's cake!

The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama's inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I didn't make it. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/qJXpCfPhii

— Duff Goldman (@Duff_Goldman) 21 January 2017

Washington D.C. bakery comments on Trump inauguration cake controversy tldr, yup, they were asked to copycat

[The Man]

Originally Posted by slimshady2357

The cocksucker even stole Obama's cake!

The cake on the left is the one I made for President Obama's inauguration 4 years ago. The one on the right is Trumps. I didn't make it. �� pic.twitter.com/qJXpCfPhii

— Duff Goldman (@Duff_Goldman) 21 January 2017

That's not even the best part. The best part is that most of Little Gloves' cake isn't even edible. In other words, the cake is a lie. Now if there's a better metaphor for his presidency, I haven't heard it yet.

Also, obligatory Tom Lehrer.

[godfry n. glad]

And, of course, he'll redefine aesthetic sensibilities nationwide, too.

This may have consequences.


I fully expect the premiere locations in national parks to be made exclusive to 'highest bidders' and exploratory drilling to be heedless of any boundary whatsoever.

I believe the Endangered Species Act is headed to the guillotine, too.

[godfry n. glad]

I expect the Cascadian separatist movement to gain new life, too.

[JoeP]

Good thread, mick. It could only have been improved by making the first post an invitation to subscribe to email updates.

[mickthinks]

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Trump inauguration: Full text of new president's speech - BBC News

[SR71]

The official disinformation campaign is under way.

Trump White House Distorts Wages Figure on First Day | Climate Central

the White House said that eliminating power plant climate rules, a clean water rule and other environmental regulations would “greatly help American workers, increasing wages by more than $30 billion over the next 7 years.”

The article points up sloppy work all around on this T-Rump generated fake information. I take it for granted this is representative of what we're going to keep getting.

[SR71]

Using mick's method where he was spying on the US Government, "climate change" returns nothing, but "climate" gets you

An America First Energy Plan | whitehouse.gov

For too long, we’ve been held back by burdensome regulations on our energy industry. President Trump is committed to eliminating harmful and unnecessary policies such as the Climate Action Plan and the Waters of the U.S. rule. Lifting these restrictions will greatly help American workers, increasing wages by more than $30 billion over the next 7 years.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

John must just be out walking his dog.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Let's Make America Smart Again.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 20, 2017

[lisarea]

Matlock and I got our pictures taken this morning. My eyes aren't usually that baggy, I swear. I was just tired.

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by lisarea

Matlock and I got our pictures taken this morning. My eyes aren't usually that baggy, I swear. I was just tired.

One of nososure's best friends broke up with her boyfriend over her attending that event in Denver. It was a sexist thing he said, he being of a Cheeto dumpster fire bent.

[The Man]

Originally Posted by Dingfod

One of nososure's best friends broke up with her boyfriend over her attending that event in Denver. It was a sexist thing he said, he being of a Cheeto dumpster fire bent.

I have few principles about potential romantic/sexual partners that I will never break. One is that I will not become involved with anyone who supports Cheeto Benito. I’m not merely saying this arbitrarily; I actually did turn down an offer for sex from someone whom I found out was a Dump supporter (and whom I otherwise found attractive). Given the revival in anti-Semitism associated with his administration, I’d rather be celibate than deal with the self-loathing that would inevitably accompany such an encounter. I can cope with celibacy, and I don’t need more self-loathing.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by The Man

I have few principles about potential romantic/sexual partners that I will never break. One is that I will not become involved with anyone who supports Cheeto Benito. I’m not merely saying this arbitrarily; I actually did turn down an offer for sex from someone who I found out was a Dump supporter (and whom I otherwise found attractive). Given the revival in anti-Semitism associated with his administration, I’d rather be celibate than deal with the self-loathing that would inevitably accompany such an encounter. I can cope with celibacy, and I don’t need more self-loathing.

Masturbation is sex with someone you love, so that's all good.

[The Man]

You Would Do the Same Thing If an Old Witch Had Your Father's Soul Trapped in a Lantern - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

This is amazing.

[SR71]

Trump got to talk to some CIA people so he thought it would be good to criticize the media and tell a fib about the size of his fingers jimmy inaugural crowd.

“I can only say that I am with you 1,000 percent. And the reason you’re my first stop—” Trump said before dramatically changing direction, “— is that as you know I have a running war with the media. They are among the most dishonest human beings on earth. Right? And they sort of made it sound like I have this feud with the intelligence community.”

Well, you did pretty much call them Nazis over the Russian hacking to try to help you get elected thing, but what's a little name calling between government representatives, right?

Trump drew laughs from the crowd when he described reporters as "the most dishonest human beings" and claimed he'd drawn as many as 1.5 million people to his inauguration despite official estimates closer to 200,000 and repeated images of empty standing spaces. A few miles away, at the White House, Trump aides were soon setting up pictures of the crowd inside the press briefing room.

If this really does somehow win them over, I just, it can't, no matter how small, if only for one second you could see...

[The Man]

Sir Ian McKellen is a hero. The second picture is one of the best things I've seen in years.

IAN MCKELLEN IS A LEGEND#WomensMarch pic.twitter.com/EDoS1vURm7

— lyna (@barnesvans) January 21, 2017

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Spicer said this was the first time floor coverings were used on the national mall. I took this photo at the inauguration in 2013. pic.twitter.com/MVHPQQ6Y5F

— Ashley Killough (@KilloughCNN) January 21, 2017

White House press secretary attacks media for accurately reporting inauguration crowds https://t.co/IoYrkl6vaO pic.twitter.com/PkDOrE0e47

— CNN International (@cnni) January 21, 2017

[SR71]

CNN seems genuinely pissed off since he called them fake news. Serves 'em right for not noticing he was fucking bonkers before he got elected. Maybe they'll learn something from it.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Here's how to say "Donald Trump" in American Sign Language. The Swiss Deaf Association had earlier chosen it as sign of the year. pic.twitter.com/EetnMeLzQI

— dpa international (@dpa_intl) December 16, 2016

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Something seems odd about this panel CNN put together to discuss The Women's March, but I can't put my finger on it. pic.twitter.com/M9T1FDMVNB

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) January 22, 2017

[BrotherMan]