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Old 02-02-2013, 08:27 PM
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Eating lisarea's Honky Assed Puttanesca Recipe

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Old 02-02-2013, 08:40 PM
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I should like to point out the obvious that nobody's honky assed puttanesca will be quite as good simply because Butty isn't bossing them how to do it right.
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:53 PM
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Combine:
3 cans Spaghetti-Os
1 pound or something tuna salad
1 c. sugar
1 c. mayonnaise
1 heaping Tbsp. diet sweet relish
1 can black olives

Add ketchup to taste, top with American cheese slices, microwave until cheese is melted.

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Old 02-02-2013, 11:00 PM
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I almost died before the spoiler. Obviously what was behind the tag could only be a relief. Well played, you monster.
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Old 02-02-2013, 11:45 PM
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She almost tricked me into posting one of my Honky Assed Recipes.

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Old 02-03-2013, 12:01 AM
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:eager: DOITDOITDOIT :eager:

Not for me. For liv.
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:34 AM
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I think pea ensured that the honky assed bar is set so unspeakably low that nobody should hesitate to contribute.
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:48 AM
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I still hesitate to contribute my pad thai recipe.
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Combine:
3 cans Spaghetti-Os
1 pound or something tuna salad
1 c. sugar
1 c. mayonnaise
1 heaping Tbsp. diet sweet relish
1 can black olives

Add ketchup to taste, top with American cheese slices, microwave until cheese is melted.
I am reminded of my poe welfare recipient childhood. Mommy is that you?

You can substitute spaghetti -O's with a box of cooked kraft macaroni and cheese.
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Old 02-06-2013, 06:22 PM
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btw, I love going to christian forums and just copying and pasting tidbits of yours, been sort of a pastime for me over the years. I am 'bout to go start me another thread entitled: 'this is a must try!-- Great for Lent recipe! post your own Lenten recipes!' I gaarr rone tee someone will try it.
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does this all have something to do with livius drusus not liking mayo? because I don't think she likes mayo.
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She almost tricked me into posting one of my Honky Assed Recipes.

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1 part coffee
1 part sugar
1 part milk

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Old 02-06-2013, 06:40 PM
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:tweek::slapwalrus:

I was looking for an emoticon of Wilford Brimley to express my diabeetus, thoughts about that recipe, so a walrus will have to suffice.
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Old 02-06-2013, 06:45 PM
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does this all have something to do with livius drusus not liking mayo? because I don't think she likes mayo.
I did add the mayo to that recipe because I know she hates it, but originally, I was just trying to preempt any challenges to me saying I was making puttanesca, where I imagined her taunting and bullying me for not making it right or something.

I didn't think she was actually going to call me out by name in an entire thread and ask me for the recipe! I panicked!
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I still hesitate to contribute my pad thai recipe.
Do.it.
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btw, I love going to christian forums and just copying and pasting tidbits of yours, been sort of a pastime for me over the years. I am 'bout to go start me another thread entitled: 'this is a must try!-- Great for Lent recipe! post your own Lenten recipes!' I gaarr rone tee someone will try it.
You are some kind of dark genius, my friend.
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So by some random serendipitous event I'm watching Rango and this exchange takes place. I'm filing it under :1111:

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Beans: [unimpressed] You ain't from around here, are you?
Rango: [she walks away] I- I'm still working on it. Uh, so, what's your name?
Beans: [rummaging through glass bottles in her cart] Beans.
Rango: That's a funny kind of name.
Beans: What can I say? My daddy plum loved baked beans.
Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plum love asparagus.
Beans: [quickly stands up] What... what're ya saying?
Rango: I mean, I uh... I enjoy a hearty puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would uh, appreciate the moniker.
[picks up a jar with a sort of powder in it and puts some in his mouth]
Beans: [walking around the cart to Rango] My daddy was a great man, even if he did exhibit a proclivity for legumes, and... you...
[sees what Rango is eating]
Rango: Mmm, spicy!
Beans: You are eating his ashes!
Rango: [spits, disgusted] Eh! You carry his remains?
Beans: [takes the jar and reseals it] No! His ashes; he loved to smoke. They never found the body.
Rango: Oh. Um, I'm sure he had his reasons.
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I still hesitate to contribute my pad thai recipe.
Do.it.
Oh I already did, and it got deemed bullshit. KETCHUP BABY!
Plus Vegan.

Freethought Forum - View Single Post - Anyone have a good Pad Thai recipe?
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Old 02-23-2013, 02:54 AM
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MMM. pus!
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Old 03-18-2013, 04:38 PM
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I seriously wasn't going to make fun of this (publicly), because it seemed sort of mean, and also the commercial is sad, but then, that CPAC thread convinced me they're probably just Republicans:

3 Steps to Dinner Success: Rag√Ļ Turkey Chili Mac - YouTube

I looked it up, and apparently, you're supposed to also add some "chili powder" to the canned spaghetti sauce, I guess to overwhelm the spaghetti sauce seasoning. Or because people seriously can't distinguish like what different seasonings are or something? Maybe it's just all spicy ethnic food, even if it's just like oregano and basil?

Bonus recipe: Spaghetti tacos. To get your 'picky eaters' to eat either taco shells or spaghetti, I guess.
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Eh. I have a friend whose 7-year-old is on the Autism spectrum, along with other issues, and that is one of the things she'll eat.
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Old 03-18-2013, 06:33 PM
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What, spaghetti sauce chili or spaghetti in a taco shell?

This is the thing that confuses me about the first: Why?

I once saw a Sandra Lee show where she got a frozen pumpkin pie, scraped the filling out of it, threw away the shell, and then made something out of the filling. The obvious thing there is, "You know you can just buy the filling in a can, right? That this whole thing makes it more difficult, sloppy, and expensive?"

So my question about that recipe is, "You know you can just buy tomato puree in a can, right?" That way, you could just season it the way you want, rather than trying to overwhelm the existing seasoning with something else. Same exact amount of steps, cheaper, and probably less gross even to a fussy kid.
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Bonus recipe: Spaghetti tacos. To get your 'picky eaters' to eat either taco shells or spaghetti, I guess.
But... why?

I have another great idea then...

Sandwich tacos! Take a regular ham and cheese sandwich, and then put it in a taco shell. Top with shredded iceberg lettuce and ketchup.

ETA: I actually wouldn't be surprised if I saw pierogi tacos around here - mashed potatoes, cheese and onions in a taco shell. The only Pittsburgh specific foods I've seen involved putting potatoes in places where they're not needed. One is pierogi pizza, the same just on a pizza crust, and the other is sandwiches with meat, cheese, tomato, coleslaw, and French fries inside the sandwich.

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I saw haggis quesadillas on a menu in Edinburgh. People will do anything with food.

One of my friends said the only difference between his mom's spaghetti sauce and her chili was the beans. Naturally enough, my mom's sauce was a revelation to him.
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