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02-21-2013, 02:12 AM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
How is that a "startling revelation' for a politician with a reputation as an upstanding family man." It seems more like a cliché.
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02-21-2013, 03:35 AM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
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How is that a "startling revelation' for a politician with a reputation as an upstanding family man." It seems more like a cliché.
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What's startling about it is that he's a Republican who slept with an adult woman. Everyone knows real Republicans fuck underage hookers or people of the same sex. This guy must've been a RINO.
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02-21-2013, 09:53 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
One has to wonder what his senate colleague thought of the whole thing...
I thought it interesting that his baby mama appeared on national television to discuss him and (surprise!) consistently defended her baby daddy.
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03-11-2013, 09:29 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
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Federal judge not buying former Senator Larry Craig's contention that the toe-tapping in the men's room was official gummint bidness so it was okay that he used campaign funds for his legal defense in the case.
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04-13-2013, 09:49 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
Meet This Nice GOP Pennsylvania Mayor Who Tried To Rape A Young Man At Gunpoint
GOP mayor has the police give a ride to 20 y/o guy to his house late at night. Then he shoots a gun in his house, keeps asking 20 y/o guy to let him (the mayor) suck his (the 20 y/o's) dick.
Apparently gun-nuts are circulating this story because the mayor is pro-gun control. But in their version, he's a Democrat.
Not sure exactly how any of the events in the story show that we should have less gun control.
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06-06-2013, 12:27 AM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
I suppose this could easily go in the Conservatives Say Stupid Shit thread, but it sort of fits here as well.
Seems the devoted wife of Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill (R-Of Course) is outraged -- OUTRAGED -- over the fact that women who might not even be real have been emailing pictures of themselves to the Senator. Shame on those women (who might not even be real) for messing with a "God fearing, hard working, ministry minded loving husband and father." She was SO outraged about it that she took to Facebook and commenced to castigatin' the women (who might not even be real) publicly in the hope of "strengthen[ing] marriages across this district, our state, and our country!"
The senator himself explained that his dear wife has been building up to her recent display of lunacy since McGill's 2010 state senate campaign, during which two self-described strippers came to the couple's home at 1:00 a.m. Then there was that one time when some woman parked her car in the parking lot of Sen. McGill's business and ol' Shadrack sent out one of his employees to talk with her and she said she had a flat tire but didn't really have a flat tire! Also, jealous forces -- and there are always jealous forces in such tales - hijacked the couple's Facebook page and used it to post photos of barenekkid ladies.
So does Sen. McGill have a history of boinking women other than his wife? Has Heather McGill been driven totally batshit insane by tension between the religion-based need to believe in her husband's fidelity and the contrary indicia? Is Shadrack McGill sufficiently enamored with his own perceived invulnerability on the issue that he just says whatever crazy-assed thing pops into his head with complete impunity?
I don't know, but yeah, probably.
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08-07-2013, 01:48 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
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08-09-2013, 05:29 AM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
Thank heaven for Bob Filner.
I am glad to see that the Democrats are working so hard to close the sex scandal gap with the Republicans. It is about time that they got proactive on this. I wish them all the very best.
Go Spitzer
Go Weiner
Go Filner
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04-07-2014, 10:44 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
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04-09-2014, 05:37 AM
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04-09-2014, 08:23 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
McAllister is now thinking about making a formal request for an FBI investigation into who leaked the tonsil-hockey video. As Wonkette put it:
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Because what better use of federal resources than finding out who embarrassed the living fuck out of a first-term back-bencher whose biggest accomplishment so far is bringing one of the Duck Dynasty guys to the State of the Union?
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04-14-2014, 06:35 PM
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06-27-2014, 08:17 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case: The Next Generation
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[Jordan] Haskins' criminal charges stem from trespassing on private and public property in four cases from April 2010 to January 2011, when he was sent to prison. As part of the break-ins, he started vehicles to facilitate an uncommon sexual fetish Haskins called "cranking" in interviews with police.
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Come November, Haskins will appear as the Republican candidate on the ballot seeking election to Michigan's 95th District House seat.
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lol
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07-18-2014, 07:16 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
Even small-fry can play the degeneracy game. This pervy old fuck, a Gov. Rick Perry appointee to the Texas Board of Dental Examiners, is going to jail for videotaping a female employee changing clothes in the office bathroom. Dudebro isn't very skilled at degeneracy, though, as the employee in question spotted the camera.
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07-19-2014, 02:47 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
The cranking fetishist is the only thing that makes me feel good about having this douchenozzle and this nutjob running to be my state representative. It's a sad time to be a voter in mid-Michigan.
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08-09-2014, 12:05 AM
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Good Christian Male Seeks Loving Canine Companion For Long Walks On The Beach, Buttsex | Wonkette
Can't say for certain that this clown's a Republican, but "president of Windermere Baptist Conference Center in Bo[o]ne County, Missouri" at least suggests an affirmative answer.
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01-21-2015, 07:22 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
This really belongs in one of a million privacy threads, but I want to put it in this special sexy thread because of this super sexy quote:
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Mosley, who is the youngest son of Sir Oswald Mosley, the former leader of the British Union of Fascists (BUF), insisted that the roleplay at the rented Chelsea basement was harmless, consensual and private and had no Nazi overtones.
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Max Mosley begins court action to stop Google showing pictures of sex party | Media | The Guardian
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01-21-2015, 09:24 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
[Thanks] for the .
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01-23-2015, 12:01 AM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
This was my introduction to Baronet Oswald Ernald Mosley. Later I learned that one of the Mitford's married him after his first wife died in suspicious circumstances.
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10-18-2015, 06:17 AM
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04-13-2017, 01:08 AM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
So I checked out the Rude Pundit today for the first time in awhile and found a couple of truly delightful tales.
First we have Alabama [ex-]Governor Robert Bentley, the gentleman so renowned for coming up with just the right words of comfort at just the right time. Back when he was campaigning for the job in 2010, this family values Republican told Alabama voters how critically important it is for a man to keep his word. Well, apparently Bentley promised his wife that he'd bang one of his assistants, use use public funds to cover up the affair through intimidation, get caught, then resign in disgrace and agree never to hold public office again as part of a plea deal to stay out of prison.
Then there's Ralph Shortey, a family values GOP state senator from Oklahoma, who accidentally stuck his wang in an underage male prostitute. Dingfod told us about that one last month in the Only in Oklahoma thread.
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01-11-2018, 10:13 AM
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02-22-2018, 11:31 PM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
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Indicted on felony invasion of privacy charges and dragged away in handcuffs. Will append more information to this post later.
ETA: Newspaper story. Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens indicted for felony invasion of privacy | Political Fix | stltoday.com
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03-31-2021, 03:23 AM
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Re: Unrelated to D.C. Madam Case
Hello, GOP sexual misconduct thread! It's been too long!
Somebody tell the QAnon folk that the Justice Department may have found a real, live child sex trafficker. That might just explain a thing or two.
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