Conservatives say stupid shit

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Idiot with ankle monitor storms Capitol

Maryland Man Bryan Betancur Arrested After GPS Monitor Places Him At US Capitol During Riots, Prosecutors Say – CBS Baltimore

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) January 20, 2021

[ShottleBop]

I'm tempted . . .

9 Ways Socialism Will Morally Bankrupt America | The Heritage Foundation

[JoeP]

Are you tempted to (a) sign up for your free copy, and (b) do it with a burner email address, and (c) post the juiciest bits here for our instruction?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Paul Davis Cites 'Lord of the Rings' in Lawsuit, Declares 'Gondor Has No King', wants pro-Trump stewards

[BrotherMan]

I'm not lolyer enough to understand this - being pre-med and all. But I'm p sure this isn't going to work.

https://twitter.com/questauthority/s...23589493768192

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by BrotherMan

I'm not lolyer enough to understand this - being pre-med and all. But I'm p sure this isn't going to work.

https://twitter.com/questauthority/s...23589493768192

This is a bananapants clownshoes performance. Except they're wearing the bananapants on their heads, the shoes on their ears, and nothing else.

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) January 22, 2021

[Corona688]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Idiot with ankle monitor storms Capitol

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

This is a bananapants clownshoes performance. Except they're wearing the bananapants on their heads, the shoes on their ears, and nothing else.

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) January 22, 2021

Thrad breaking down a judge’s response to someone showing up in court dressed like a clown.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Conservatives doing stupid shit:

1. Lincoln Project tweeted out a thread that appeared to contain screenshots from their former partner @NHJennifer's account

Unclear how they got access to them

These exchanges were with journalist @AmandaBecker

They have deleted the thread but here are screenshots

(Cont) pic.twitter.com/ddkbtFNlVg

— Yashar Ali �� (@yashar) February 12, 2021

Thrad

[Ari]

Well that was fast, Steve Schmidt resigns from Lincoln Project.
Lincoln Project backers consider cutting off donations after misconduct allegations as co-founder Steve Schmidt quits. - cnbc amusingly the link parser titled this “zoom in icon”

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Rubbing this in the face of some liberals who lionized these motherfuckers and shouted me down when I said they’re not to be trusted.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Build your own power plant, Elon, bootstraps.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann

Paul Davis Cites 'Lord of the Rings' in Lawsuit, Declares 'Gondor Has No King', wants pro-Trump stewards

More trouble in Gondor.

There's no way this case ends without somebody's bar card on the line, and it'll be a minor miracle if the judge doesn't find a way to have everybody tasered. https://t.co/MxCpRhcWxO pic.twitter.com/ySohW3l7GN

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) February 23, 2021

And thrad:

Good morning, people unable to look away from slow-motion trainwrecks.

There is a new filing in the In re Gondor case. According to the docket, it's been filed as a "Response to Motion." This seems impossible; I've got no idea what the hell is going on here.

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) February 23, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Might as well use this thread for these thrads:

QAnon Shaman’s attorney, the eccentric St. Louis attorney Albert Watkins, has filed a 74-page motion for pretrial release. It starts off with a Mark Twain quote. pic.twitter.com/EVSJSr3cY4

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) February 23, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Ted Cruz, an asshole, whines about assholes.

[beyelzu]

"I started working by bussing tables at the Star Family Restaurant for $1/hour and slowly moved up to cook—the big leagues for a kid like me—to earn $6/hour," Thune, who represents South Dakota and is the second-most powerful Republican in the Senate, tweeted Wednesday night. "Businesses in small towns survive on narrow margins. Mandating a $15 minimum wage would put many of them out of business."

John Thune's Childhood $6 Wage—$24 Adjusted for Inflation—Sure Helps Make the Case for At Least $15 | Common Dreams News

so he was born in 1961, that 6 dollars an hour is between 20-25 when adjusted for inflation depending on whether he was 17-19 in his story.

It's like they think inflation doesn't exist or at least they think people are stupid enough to not know that inflation exists.

[beyelzu]

Tales from CPAC.


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b1807965.html

Here’s a story about it.

[Ari]

Stop, stop, [satires] already dead!
I guess I can retire most of my ‘no one reads the bible’ anecdotes for a picture of Golden surfer dude Trump.

[ChuckF]

hand size:head size proportion checks out

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Canuck far right 'news' weirdo:

Just gets better��❤��pic.twitter.com/fhhpDG4V78

— kris meloche (@krismeloche) March 1, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has mic muted at CPAC for spouting vaccine and election conspiracies

[BrotherMan]

CANCEL CULTURE HAS INVADED CPAC

[beyelzu]

On Thursday, Chris Miller, a Republican state representative in Illinois, confirmed in an email to the Daily Beast that it was his truck, but claimed that he wasn’t aware of the group associated with the sticker, which a friend had given to him. Miller also said that the story about the truck was a “fake story” by the “fake news,” while confirming that the story was true.

It's a fake news story that is true in all particulars but a friend just gave him that sticker and he doesn't even know what they represent.

smh

Rep. Mary Miller’s Husband Owns Three Percenters Truck Seen at Capitol Breach