06-29-2011, 11:07 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
BAD BOAR! BAD! NO DIGGING!
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06-29-2011, 11:21 AM
Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Oh the humanity!!!11!!
--J.D.
06-29-2011, 11:25 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
06-29-2011, 11:26 AM
Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
--J.D.
06-30-2011, 02:38 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Stormlight
I reckon it'll be a
short war.
Geddit?
I like the Luxembourg national airline too. Your "Jumbo Jets" are what executives use as corporate jets everywhere else. It's good that you have four of them though. It means that all of Luxembourg can go on a holiday together at the same time. Don't forget to turn the gas off and lock the front door before you leave though.
ETA: And get Belgium to feed the boar. And leave a hall light on so Germany doesn't know you've gone. Maybe leave the National TV on .
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06-30-2011, 06:56 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Hey! We don't need to be schooled by an Austrian on what to do when we leave the country! We've been doing it for a long time now!
06-30-2011, 07:02 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Yeah, you leave the country every morning when you visit the outhouse! (Or do you have indoor plumbing there?)
06-30-2011, 07:05 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
You bastards can laugh all you want, we're still richer than you.
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06-30-2011, 07:09 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
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erimir
Yeah, you leave the country every morning when you visit the outhouse! (Or do you have indoor plumbing there?)
There's almost something Biblical about that image....
(Psalms 60:7-8, the Grand-Duc Henri Version)
06-30-2011, 07:12 AM
Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Oh yeah? Well when you t3h G00gl3 for "Luxembourg + slum" you get:
show spoiler
which made me all
until I realized your best slums are located in Paris.
--J.D.
06-30-2011, 07:14 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
We outsourced our slums.
06-30-2011, 07:14 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Oh also, and even alsoer:
lol
06-30-2011, 07:17 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
07-03-2011, 01:48 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quote:
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Stormlight
You bastards can laugh all you want, we're still richer than you.
Yeah, about that... could I borrow a cup of money or two?
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07-03-2011, 01:55 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
You wouldn't want it. After all, they don't have real money over there. Just that Euro play money.
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07-04-2011, 11:00 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
In that case, could I have a truckload of it?
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07-04-2011, 11:34 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
It's OK by me.
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07-16-2011, 08:59 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
07-16-2011, 09:05 AM
Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
So you will be overrun with Flem?
--J.D.
07-18-2011, 07:15 AM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Worse, Walloons.
Are you worried about all the Frenchies coming in and diluting Luxembourgish into nothingness?
07-18-2011, 01:29 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
They already are in, they call them Heckenfranzosen: they cross the fence every day to work in Luxembourg, then go back home to France.
07-18-2011, 01:37 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Correct.
07-18-2011, 02:00 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Some of the migrant workers pictured turning up for work.
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07-18-2011, 02:06 PM
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Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
07-18-2011, 05:24 PM
Re: Disaster strikes our proud nation (again)!
Quick! Have your Duke send his quack twoops to wepel them!
--J.D.
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