Good King Trump

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I wish the country was more alert and active at what Trump and his gang members are doing in the final days. https://t.co/x9k8CMzpoJ

— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) November 25, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

lol pic.twitter.com/fvq7fzt0nT

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) November 25, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

As Trumpworld implodes, one of his best-known supporters in the Philly suburbs -- ex-Chester County Sheriff Carolyn "Bunny" Welsh, who visited the Trump White House on several occasions -- has been charged with stealing $$$ from a K-9 unit charity https://t.co/ZeJr3y90AB

— Will Bunch Sign Up For My Newsletter (@Will_Bunch) November 24, 2020

In happier times pic.twitter.com/y2UDKWTsLj

— Will Bunch Sign Up For My Newsletter (@Will_Bunch) November 24, 2020

[BrotherMan]

"Never met her. Don't know anything about who she is."

[lisarea]

This isn't really of much significance, really, just some more bumblefuckery from the bumblefucks; but I keep spontaneously laughing at Brian Williams' exquisitely deadpan Pence burn, so I want to make sure everyone sees it.

Brian Williams Has Figured Out What Is Wrong With Mike Pence | Crooks and Liars

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by lisarea

Brian Williams' exquisitely deadpan Pence burn

That is an exquisitely deadpan burn.

[JoeP]

Oh, look at this.

Trump pardons former national security adviser Michael Flynn | US news | The Guardian

What a surprise.

Trump is expected to offer pardons to a number of key aides before he leaves office on 20 January.

He has already commuted the sentence of longtime aide Roger Stone, like Flynn, campaign manager Paul Manafort and adviser George Papadopoulos convicted under special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian election interference and links between Trump and Moscow.

[lisarea]

WH WH WH WHAAAAAAA?

I am shocked.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

We know you’re finding it difficult to accept the election result so we projected it onto your golf course with some familiar music pic.twitter.com/sn6h0zA5MT

— Led By Donkeys (@ByDonkeys) November 25, 2020

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by lisarea

WH WH WH WHAAAAAAA?

I am shocked.

One positive from this could be that starting to pardon his circle of conmen, grifters and criminals means he's accepted he'll be out of a job on 21 Jan.

[JoeP]

Here's another behaviour that might suggest he's working towards accepting it.

President-loser Donald J. Trump is now president #tinydesk.

Trump's furniture fail: that's not a desk, Donald – it's a table for TV dinners | Design | The Guardian

The Resolute desk at the White House is made of timbers taken from a Royal Navy ship. It projects pure power. Is that why the defeated US president has switched to an occasional table he can barely squeeze his legs under?

‘Mini desk. Tiny hands. Small soul’: Trump mocked for giving speech at little table | US news | The Guardian

The hashtag #DiaperDon swiftly trended on Twitter, with people mocking the president as an infant banished to the children’s table for Thanksgiving.

I still can’t quite believe this happened today.
Whoever suggested that desk … thank you.#tinydesk #TinyDeskDonald https://t.co/9sQ6Ko1bMA pic.twitter.com/xKuU0DVjUD

— Noah Maher (@noahsparc) November 27, 2020

Clean your room, @realDonaldTrump #tinydesk pic.twitter.com/SqyPgKvlaa

— Insónias em Carvão (@insoniascarvao) November 27, 2020

This is just too good. No way he chose this himself - some in what remains of the White House team has deliberately set him up. I raise my glass to that person!

[JoeP]

So good FF posted it twice.

[JoeP]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Short gloating thrad

Thread by @pookleblinky on Thread Reader App – Thread Reader App

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

pic.twitter.com/56pO1W1oQG

— Oval Office Extraction Team (@SierraTangoNYC) November 27, 2020

[JoeP]

#tinydesk is the funniest thing to happen since Four Seasons Total Landscaping, and I am still laughing about it. About both things.

[Pyrrho]

https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/1332769107498967041

We've lived years in this bizarre reality, but it's only beginning. What we're looking at as the Trump Administration winds down and the Trump Antipresidency begins will be surreal, exhausting, and absolutely dangerous.

We need to get ready for it.

[JoeP]

[JoeP]

I was told there would be winning...

okay, but... i could set the country on fire....

Mister Lundberg told me I could be president if I keep my tyranny at an acceptable level

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

@TheTucsonHeat pic.twitter.com/jzYAGIMioM

— Rusty Shackleford (@RsTshackleford) November 30, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

it's 9-dimensional 3D patriotism but he lost the VR glasses that came with the kit so he's been winging it mostly

— Oval Office Extraction Team (@SierraTangoNYC) December 2, 2020

[lisarea]

Why am I watching this crazy Trump speech? I slept like two hours last night, and it's 11:30 now. I should have gone to bed an hour ago.

This may be the most important speech I've ever...

I was kind of hoping he was finally going to concede or something, but of course not. He's just doubling down with the lies. It'd be hilarious if his groupies weren't getting violent over it.

[JoeP]

Why is the Trump White House suddenly a very polite place to work? Everyone’s going around saying “pardon me.”

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) December 2, 2020

[JoeP]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

— Holden Accountable, PhD (@cushbomb) January 20, 2017