The more I thought about it, the more unfair it seems that I hijacked somebodies intro topic, which was OK when I wasn't actually planning on staying.
But now somebody is dragging a chunk of rotting horseflesh around,
asking me to help beat it with a stick, hoping that somehow the rotting flesh will once more run the race.
That is amusing enough to stick around. For at least a few days. Get some cardboard boxes, set up camp in the park.