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Old 09-14-2008, 10:23 PM
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Archeology teacher is complaining about how his students don't seem to take his classes serious:
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The number of inappropriate jokes made by students currently enrolled in Introductory Archaeology is "growing larger than ever," according to Professor Archibald Rogers.

The first incident occurred in early November. Holding up a digit-sized bone during lecture, Rogers remarked to the class on its durability. "It's extremely hard," he noted, "and so large it doesn't even fit into one hand." Rogers recalls that he then heard a student cry out, "That's what she said!" and the classroom dissolved into giggles.
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Old 09-14-2008, 11:03 PM
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It would all be different if they had to walk to school through the primordial swamp, up hill both ways.

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Huh. Tough call. That is what she said.
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I don't get it.
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:07 PM
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You must get an archeology student to explain it for you. :unnod:
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I asked Indiana Jones.


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Was all I could get out of him.
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That's - no, too easy.
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Old 09-15-2008, 04:56 PM
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That's - no, too easy.
Obviously, you don't understand the underlying fundamental principle of this joke. It's never too easy.

And yes, that is, in fact, what she said.
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That's what she said!

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While most students join in on the laughter, some have voiced complaints about the jocular mood. Asked to explain her decision to leave the class, Makaila Farber '09 responded, "I'm hip. I watch 'The Office.' But honestly, the class was getting so annoying that I just couldn't come anymore."

Rogers implores other students in the class to stick it out until the end of the semester. "Come on, guys," he urged. "You can't just pull out when you're not enjoying yourselves anymore."
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It's a good thing that hell doesn't exist otherwise I would surely be going there...
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"Come on, guys," he urged. "You can't just pull out when you're not enjoying yourselves anymore."
That's what I said!
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It's a good thing that hell doesn't exist otherwise I would surely be going there...
That's what she said.

This is easy. :yup:
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This is easy. :yup:
That's what she said.:yawn:
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* Garnet giggles like an 8-year-old
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That's what she said!
Maybe, but that's not what I said. :nope:
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That's what she said.
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By the way, this has fully infected my brain. I almost popped off with a "that's what she said," to one of the executives in the office today. :oops:
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I almost popped off...

By the way, this has fully infected my...
That's what she doesn't want to hear!

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* Garnet giggles like an 8-year-old
That's what she said.
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That's what she said.
And again.
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