Amusing bumperstickers, post yours here.

[Master Taran]

My kid can beat the crap out of your Honour Student.

[curses]

Oh, I've seen ones around here that fall in the mildly amusing category. They're from the Humane Society and read My Child Eats Bugs with a picture of a kitten next to the phrase.

[godfry n. glad]

"If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

[Ensign Steve]

[godfry n. glad]

I've seen, and have the magnet version of, "Pick it up. It's your doody." It has a dog and owner with leash and is sponsored by the Park Bureau.

[Ymir's blood]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

Does that allow one to park on the upper deck with a shuttle leaving every 5 minutes?

According to the Bible, though, Jesus didn't have very nice things to say about practicing one's religion in front of others.

A couple of days ago I saw: Don't let the car fool you; my real treasure is laid up in heaven (on a giant, "luxury" edition SUV thingamabob)

Life is hysterical when an apostate understands christian better theology than most christians do. I can't think of another group that had better hope it's completely wrong about things.

[curses]

I saw one the day before yesterday done up like those Life Is Good stickers that said "Life is unfair". I lol'ed.

[Ymir's blood]

Every time I see one of those "Life Is Good" stickers, it reminds me much I want one that says, "Death Is Better."

[Ensign Steve]

What the hell is Life is Good? Is it some anti-abortion thing, or just some generic feel-good tripe, or some other weird option?

Edit: I'm looking at the website. I still don't get it. It's just a clothing retailer? Why would someone sticker their car with that? :huh:

[curses]

Dunno, ES. There's a retail store over by Perimeter Mall in Atlanta. I couldn't bring myself to go in.

[Ymir's blood]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

What the hell is Life is Good? Is it some anti-abortion thing, or just some generic feel-good tripe, or some other weird option?

Edit: I'm looking at the website. I still don't get it. It's just a clothing retailer? Why would someone sticker their car with that? :huh:

I've always thought it was option two however, from the Wiki page:

By the brothers own admission they "collected some good stories, but were not very prosperous." In 1994 they adopted the mascot "Jake", a smiling stick figure and the mantra "Life is good." - together expressing everything the brothers believed in. With that, the "Life is good." brand was born and has grown to become a successful company offering apparel and accessories with a positive message...."Life is good."

So it's a marketing scheme based around generic feel-good tripe.

[Malloch]

One of My favorites:

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[The Lone Ranger]

I've seen that one a few times, too.


One I like is "Hate is NOT a family value!"

Another I've seen that I like says "Give me that Old Time Religion," and has a pentagram on the left side.

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by The Lone Ranger

Another I've seen that I like says "Give me that Old Time Religion," and has a pentagram on the left side.

I've seen that with a wicker man afire pictured.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I've noticed Life Is Good is popular with the hiker/backpacker types, along with crunchies.

[Kevlar]

I saw a cool Jesus sticker the other day, it said:

JESUS IS COMING
look busy!

[Qingdai]

It LIVES!
I've always like that one, also "Lord Please Protect me from your followers" or something like that.

[Kevlar]

Yeah, I like that one too.

I'm definitely seeing a higher quality and greater frequecy of silly Jesus bumper stickers here on the West Coast. Come to think of it, I've seen maybe two serious Jesus bumper stickers since I've been here.

[Qingdai]

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll see plenty of the Louis Palau stickers "Praying for Portland" soon. My friend said that the drug dealers next to her house have one of his signs in their yard.

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by Qingdai

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll see plenty of the Louis Palau stickers "Praying for Portland" soon. My friend said that the drug dealers next to her house have one of his signs in their yard.

Oh, yeah. I'd forgotten about Louie's gathering. He's a westsider, isn't he?

I was going to warn him that if he went to north Clackamas county (i.e., Milwaukie, Oak Grove, Gladstone, and Clackamas) he'd see a lot more 'serious' ones. It's the heartland of the metro area 'conservative christian' community.

[Petra]

I saw a filthy SUV with it's spare tyre cover (you know, the one attached to the back door) reading "I wish my wife was this dirty".

Does that count?

[Petra]

Originally Posted by The Lone Ranger

[Also outside the Physics Department] -- "186,282 miles per second: It's not just a good idea, it's the law."

Love it!

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by Petra

I saw a filthy SUV with it's spare tyre cover (you know, the one attached to the back door) reading "I wish my wife was this dirty".

Does that count?

Hmmm...It wasn't on the bumper, now, was it?

But then, was it in print, or scrawled in the accumulated dust by a finger?

The finger always counts with dirty wives.

[Artemis Entreri]

I want one that says "I've found Him! I've got Jesus in the trunk."