At long last, the inflationary and freedom-hating war on plastic straws is over! Affordable eggs, here we come!
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"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." ~ Louis D. Brandeis
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
President Xi didn’t even bother to fake giving him something. Trump just quietly surrendered in the dead of night.#FakeTariffspic.twitter.com/5N3OZwHSPw
How long before the John F. Kennedy Center is renamed the Donald J. Trump Center?
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
-- Official Bunny Hero