[Demimonde]

Thank you for the nightmare fuel. Me and my uterus are thoroughly freaked out.

I have totally been receiving those. It is a side effect of having seven friends all get knocked up in a year buying gifts for them as well as stuff to help them through their pregnancy. I thought I was crazy for thinking all this marketing was coming to my door telling me I am going to have a babby.

I am not crazy, the world is just evil.