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07-28-2009, 05:52 AM
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How to pee with morning wood.
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07-28-2009, 06:22 AM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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07-28-2009, 06:31 AM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
It goes in the toilet, Joe, not on your monitor.
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07-28-2009, 08:26 AM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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07-28-2009, 11:28 AM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
I have actually used some of those 
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07-29-2009, 01:33 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
That was pretty amusing.
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07-29-2009, 02:39 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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I have actually used some of those |
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07-29-2009, 02:47 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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07-29-2009, 02:58 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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07-29-2009, 02:59 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
Men are funneh.
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07-29-2009, 03:31 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
Well...I noted that off to the left side of the illustrated article, there's a link to urination hacks for women.
Who knew?
(I do notice that they left out the adult diaper method preferred by jilted female astronauts.)
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07-29-2009, 03:32 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
I saw that, but they are just aides. Not nearly as funny.
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07-29-2009, 03:44 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
Did you see the sundial link? 
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07-29-2009, 03:48 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
I did, and repeat: men are funneh.
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07-29-2009, 09:52 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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I favour the girly method myself. Much easier than the others.
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07-29-2009, 09:56 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
Nah, that's the hardest one 
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07-29-2009, 10:17 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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What the hell, have both.
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07-29-2009, 10:57 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
I have tried all of those positions.
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07-30-2009, 05:47 AM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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I have tried all of those positions.
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For fun or profit?
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07-30-2009, 03:15 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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I have tried all of those positions.
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She could do it for profit with videos. 
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07-30-2009, 06:55 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
Who pays for videos any more?
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07-31-2009, 12:31 AM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
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Nah, that's the hardest one |
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08-01-2009, 09:44 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
TORQUE: when you wake up in the morning with "morning wood" and you really have to pee, pushing down on the offending member to aim at the toilet bowl causes your heels lift off the floor.
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08-01-2009, 10:20 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
Enjoy that morning wood while you can: To quote my dear deceased Father, "Stiff in every joint but one. It's hell getting old."
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08-04-2009, 04:38 PM
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Re: How to pee with morning wood.
I just wish your morning wood wouldn't splinter so....
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