Rudy Giuliani Appreciation Thread

[BrotherMan]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

��Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer had a very slimy face�� #RudolphTheLeakyLawyer�� pic.twitter.com/GAsEaVmUo6

— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) December 15, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Is this a good lawyer?

Election Update - Gohmert:

The appeal is over. The 5th Circuit doesn't even want briefing; they've issued a one-paragraph per curiam dismissal. pic.twitter.com/sxKEytwFUW

— Mike Dunford (@questauthority) January 3, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Seems like an important suit. Smol thrad:

Dominion's lawsuit against Powell is serious, much more serious than defamation suits over political rhetoric typically are.

That's because so much of Powell's rhetoric has involved provably false statements of fact rather than mere hyperbole or invective.

/1

— GIANTVOICEHat (@Popehat) January 8, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

What happened to POTUS?

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) January 9, 2021

[JoeP]

If Guiliani had been organising the coup attempt they'd all have ended up at a local branch of Capital One.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Sad Trombone.

[Stephen Maturin]

a toxic stew of mendacity, prevarication and surprising incompetence

Now that's my kinda restaurant.

The full text of this Delaware Superior Court judge's decision revoking Wood's pro hac vice admission is available here. It's damn good stuff.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Is Ari speaking lawyer?

Every single person who voted for this exquisitely stupid troglodyte needs to look at themselves in the mirror tonight and say "what the fuck is wrong with me" https://t.co/sK2Tow44Rp

— Ari Cohn (@AriCohn) January 13, 2021

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Now that's my kinda restaurant.

I know some of those words.

Like stew. And restaurant.

[Kevlar]

"Democrats must be held accountable for the political violence inspired by their rhetoric."

This is the age old "why did you make me hit you?" argument.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump has instructed aides not to pay Giuliani’s legal fees and the president did not appreciate a demand from Giuliani for $20,000 a day in fees, per ⁦@PhilipRucker⁩ ⁦@jdawsey1⁩ ⁦@AshleyRParker⁩ https://t.co/3BOtWJuifY

— David Nakamura (@DavidNakamura) January 14, 2021

:sadtrombone:

[JoeP]

Trump not paying for services? Who could have foreseen this?

[slimshady2357]

Originally Posted by JoeP

Trump not paying for services? Who could have foreseen this?

You gotta love the sheer commitment to the grift. Trump is Rudy's gravy train and he still can't help himself. $20k a day.... for complete failure sprinkled with dripping hair dye and farts. Amazing.

[slimshady2357]

Rudy Giuliani is… Simply The Best? 🤔 #FallonMono #FallonTonight pic.twitter.com/eWdrptb1QD

— The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) January 15, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Cartoon for January 15th, 2021 #trump #RudyGiuliani #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #TrumpTapes pic.twitter.com/KL2ulyT9w3

— Michael de Adder (@deAdder) January 15, 2021

[JoeP]

*extended lol*

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

If you've been charged with riding a horse while drunk, contact a Utah DUI lawyer now.https://t.co/Zq8mwWWuQo pic.twitter.com/uXrHCjCtEc

— Wasatch Defense Lawyers (@DefenseLawyerUT) June 11, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Dominion Voting Systems sues Giuliani for $1.3bn over baseless election claims | Rudy Giuliani | The Guardian

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Dear #RudyGiuliani: You traded a place of honor in U.S. history--following 9/11--for a mess of Trump pottage.

— Werner Twertzog (@WernerTwertzog) January 29, 2021

[slimshady2357]

A nice laundry list of Rudy's greatest hits the last few years.

The Lincoln Project’s legal response to the false and defamatory statements made by Rudy Giuliani. pic.twitter.com/MshgYIMC69

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) January 30, 2021

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Ken White talking about that:

The Lincoln Project should not threaten to sue Rudy Giuliani, let alone sue him, for his psycho claims that they promoted the domestic terrorism at the Capitol on 1/6.

Here’s why.

/1 https://t.co/Mcym30NbZI

— Giantsecretspacehat (@Popehat) January 30, 2021

Thrad.

[JoeP]

Valid points from popehat there, but it would be un-American to avoid performative outrage and misuse of the legal system. Plus, I say let the right fight amongst itself.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Smartmatic files $2.7 billion lawsuit against Fox News, Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell over 'disinformation campaign' - CNN

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Where the lolyers will see it.

Quite a story this: defence lawyer seeks postponement to get a psychiatrist's report; judge berates him, invokes victim; lawyer says he'll cease representing client to protect his interests; judge refuses; lawyer resigns from the Québec bar―while in court. https://t.co/FxEJtwk9zP

— Leonid Sirota (@DoubleAspect) February 15, 2021

Foreign stuff but maybe of interest.