Sexiest foods?

[erimir]

Well, there are three categories of sexy foods:

1. Foods that naturally have sexy shapes.

That would be bananas and cucumbers, sausages, etc.

2. Foods that are purposely made into sexy shapes

Erotic bakery stuff, you know.

and 3. Foods that are sexy in themselves

strawberries and chocolate, etc.

Which ones do you find the sexiest? Have you ever bought food from an erotic bakery, etc.?

[SharonDee]

I don't know what there is to say about your #1. I like bananas but that has nothing to do with their shape.

I have experience with #2 on the list:

Someone gave me a cake in the shape of a dick for my 33rd birthday. There was a party and there's a picture of me--dressed in a teddy and fishnet stockings--making lewd mouth faces with it.

Come to think of it, that's also the party where I met my future husband ...

As for #3, I'm not a big fan of sex and food together. I'm either eatin' or fuckin' ... never both.

[godfry n. glad]

Sharon.... Not even whipped cream?

[ms_ann_thrope]

I don't find phallus-shaped food (naturally-occurring or man-molded) sexy in the least. I mean, at least not because of its shape. I find some food textures incredibly sexy, though: ripe, creamy avocados; succulent nectarines and peaches; juicy cherries; slippery mangos; sashimi (mmmm, toro or hirame, they're like buttah!); silken tofu; creme brulee.

Oh, and all shellfish are sexy. Nothing says "hott!" better than seeing someone suck the meat out of a crab leg or slurping down oysters.

Excuse me, I need to go grab The Silver Palate Cookbook and touch myself inappropriately now.

[Petra]

I once got a huge chocolate dick for my birthday, way back in the 80's.


Other than that, what miss_ann_thrope said. Most shellfish, but primarily oysters and scallops, caviar, some fruits, sashimi, not so much the tofu, desserts that make your eyes dilate and your body slip into bliss...

Shape has nothing to do with it, but definitely food that engages at least two of the five senses in a 'surrender to bliss' kinda way..

[RevDahlia]

Raw seafood. That's all. I think because it is satisfying to eat, but never makes one so stuffed that nocturnal frolic seems unappealing

The only true aphrodisiac is a small quantity of alcohol.

[Leesifer]

Originally Posted by godfry n. glad

Sharon.... Not even whipped cream?

There is definite fun to be had with cream in canisters. Spray away!

[SharonDee]

Originally Posted by Leesifer

There is definite fun to be had with cream in canisters. Spray away!

Yuck! I don't even like the stuff on desserts. Well, to each her own, I guess.