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Old 01-24-2014, 11:48 PM
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Is that what happens when you ask a stoned person whether they'd fight "one horse-sized pug or a dozen pug-sized horse?"
lemme just offer this insight.... as i move into the second year of equine ownership... (like that means anything)

miniature horse = horse/miniature= HORSE! they do all the shit the big horses do except they make you think being smaller means it isn't HORSE!

they LIE! IT IS ALL STILL HORSE! hooves, teeth, big ass heads that crack your skull if you get in their way!!!

i would recommend choosing to duke it out with a horse sized pug any day... any time.... esp 4:20


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Old 01-24-2014, 11:51 PM
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He looks so fuzzy in that pic. :aww:
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Old 01-25-2014, 12:28 AM
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miniature horse = horse/miniature= HORSE! they do all the shit the big horses do except they make you think being smaller means it isn't HORSE!

they LIE! IT IS ALL STILL HORSE! hooves, teeth, big ass heads that crack your skull if you get in their way!!!
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Old 01-25-2014, 04:14 PM
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The froguar continues to ask for whatever toys he wants, expecting us to go straight to the store and get them, of course. He soaked up the holiday spirit this year because many of our conversations go like this:

Froguar: Please want [any Thomas the train engine he does not already have].

Me: You want that. I will remember that.

Froguar, helpfully: Tanta Claus may have one.
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Old 01-25-2014, 04:32 PM
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Silly Froguar! Tanta only comes once a year.

When is his birthday? I have the mixed blessing of a birthday exactly 6 months from Christmas, so my parents could always tell me "wait till Christmas" or "wait till your birthday". :shakefist:
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Old 01-27-2014, 01:59 AM
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Yup, four out of five of our people share June 18th or July 20th birthdays, so the 6 month "wait til Yule" or "wait til yer birthday" is in fullffect.
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Old 01-27-2014, 05:29 AM
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His birthday is in September. Grandparents have told him they are mailing him two of his wishes, so he looks for them every day. Every DAY.

We have made a stop gap of stickers home-laminated onto cardstock. It is satisfactory. They are like paper dolls for toddlers. I knew we had a combined 8 years of graduate school training for something.
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Old 01-27-2014, 11:34 AM
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Checkmate capitalists!

North Korea confirms it has landed a man on the Sun | TweakTown

Cleverly avoiding the massive heat and radiation... by sending the ship out at night!

I was wondering if this was a joke, but it looks like they actually reported this...
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Looks like it was a satire piece originating in an Irish newspaper North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Central News Agency | Waterford Whispers News

Whoops… Media outlets duped by North Korea ‘rocket to the sun’ story
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Old 01-27-2014, 03:29 PM
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Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
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Old 01-27-2014, 04:31 PM
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I stopped at the grocery store on the way home last night and bought a can of chicken noodle soup, planning to have it for lunch today.

And left it in the car overnight.

It's frozen.
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Old 01-27-2014, 04:31 PM
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Old 01-27-2014, 06:44 PM
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I stopped at the grocery store on the way home last night and bought a can of chicken noodle soup, planning to have it for lunch today.

And left it in the car overnight.

It's frozen.
I find this highly unlikely given the amount of sodium in cans of soup. :?
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Old 01-27-2014, 06:47 PM
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What's more likely? That TLR is unable to tell whether something is frozen or that he decided to bullshit us about it for some reason? :?
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Old 01-27-2014, 07:11 PM
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I blame Obama.
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If the water has as much salt dissolved in it as it can hold (that's called a saturated solution of salt), so that any further salt would just come out as crystals, the freezing temperature is around -21 °C, or about -6 °F
And I got that off the INTERNET pal, so it is a FACT!

Polar Vortex can freeze that shit easy peeze.
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Old 01-27-2014, 07:37 PM
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That's precisely why I felt it okay to leave it in my car overnight; I didn't think it would get cold-enough to freeze. Apparently, I was wrong.

It was not a solid, hard-as-rock mass, to be sure, but what I had when I opened up the can was a semi-solid slush. (Also, I generally go for the low-sodium versions. Most commercial soup mixes have way too much sodium for my taste.)
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Old 01-27-2014, 07:52 PM
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What's more likely? That TLR is unable to tell whether something is frozen or that he decided to bullshit us about it for some reason? :?
I wasn't calling him a liar. Everyone already knows that

I wouldn't think such a thing. I carry cans of soup in the car for when I get stuck in the snow. I pour them on the snow to melt it and drive out. I eat the box of cheerios stowed in back if that doesn't work and I'm really stuck.

Campbell's chicken noodle soup contains neither chicken nor soup.

Those new low sodium healthy soups aren't so bad.

I once froze beer in my car. So I switched to vodka. Hard to freeze that.

Now I'm rambling.

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Thanks Obama.

Thanks Soup.
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oh. This is the kind of stuff me and my girlfriend do for fun. She's got good aim.

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And yeah, Campbell's is gross as hell. The sodium is awful.
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Agreed. I buy Progresso when I buy canned soup.
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What's more likely? That TLR is unable to tell whether something is frozen or that he decided to bullshit us about it for some reason? :?
I wasn't calling him a liar. Everyone already knows that

I wouldn't think such a thing. I carry cans of soup in the car for when I get stuck in the snow. I pour them on the snow to melt it and drive out. I eat the box of cheerios stowed in back if that doesn't work and I'm really stuck.

Campbell's chicken noodle soup contains neither chicken nor soup.

Those new low sodium healthy soups aren't so bad.

I once froze beer in my car. So I switched to vodka. Hard to freeze that.

Now I'm rambling.

Thanks TLR.

Thanks Obama.

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And thus began the "Frozen Soup" controversy of 2014, which sharply polarized the scientific community, rocked many a promising academic career and resulted in vicious polemics in all the major journals. There were fisticuffs in MIT, and accusations of assault with a toasted bagel in Oxford.
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If they dare to come out in the open field and defend frozen soup as a good thing, we shall fight them to the uttermost, having behind us the producing masses of the nation and the world. Having behind us the commercial interests and the laboring interests and all the toiling masses, we shall answer their demands for frozen soup by saying to them, you shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of thorns. You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of frozen soup.
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Polar Vortex can freeze that shit easy peeze.
i'm sorry....

i read that "polar vortex can eat that easy and shit peeze" (not sorry for the image in your heads, though)


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note: if you suffer with anxiety issues.... consider not watching the video...

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