05-17-2015, 05:26 AM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
Don't look livius. You may never ever recover from you
ness.
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First, I have to show you this very special relationship between a boy and his chicken.
That's p cute all on its own, right?
But nothing to get too excited about.
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The boy gets a haircut and this happens...
I'm truley sorry we lots our livius.
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05-17-2015, 10:11 AM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
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The boy gets a haircut and this happens...
So that's how Joffrey ended up the way he is. Was. Rejected by a chicken.
07-21-2015, 10:54 AM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
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07-25-2016, 08:00 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
07-25-2016, 10:07 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
I always knew the chicken coup, when it came, would be glorious.
07-25-2016, 10:14 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
Liv has come back to the
at a most auspicious time. THE CHICKENS ARE RISING UP!
Also slim we expect to be kept up to date with some fowl photography.
07-25-2016, 10:26 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
I plan on taking a number of pics of the chickens as they recover. Apparently when they first come from the battery farms (caged hens for you North Americans) they are sickly looking and have few feathers, but they should fully recover into lovely brown chickens
They are no longer peak layers and I keep annoying Sou by telling people we're getting lazy non-laying chickens
She is not amused
07-25-2016, 10:50 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
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curses
Liv has come back to the
at a most auspicious time.
All times when liv comes back to
are auspicious, obviously.
07-25-2016, 10:51 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
EXTRA! EXTRA! Is lmus responsible for the coo coup?
07-25-2016, 11:07 PM
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08-12-2016, 06:32 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
First the good news. Chickens are thriving at
Fort Ticonderoga .
The bad news is that
Tyson is still a bunch of chicken-hating fuckwads .
There is no way I am posting the video footage here. If people in the video were dragged to death chained to a slow-moving pick-up truck it would be too good an end to them.
08-17-2016, 04:55 PM
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08-17-2016, 05:05 PM
happy now, Mussolini?
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
He's gonna go ride the horse and survey the back forty. Maybe plant soy and barley back there...
08-17-2016, 06:25 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
My favorite part of that is the "Hey, guys! I know what let's do!" that must have preceded it.
08-17-2016, 07:44 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
They're wearing pants now. The glorious chicken coup is so close.
08-17-2016, 07:59 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
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livius drusus
They're wearing pants now. The glorious
chicken coup is so close.
08-18-2016, 05:31 AM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
Yes, yes. Pants.
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Also chicken butt.
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09-12-2016, 03:40 AM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
10-04-2016, 03:10 AM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
I went to a couple of nurseries today to buy pansies and mums for the yard. One of them had several chicken pens. So here's one of them because this thread is faaar too close to falling off the first page.
kicken.jpg
10-22-2016, 09:25 PM
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10-23-2016, 10:43 AM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
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What was it? The picture is no longer available
10-23-2016, 11:20 AM
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It was some kind of chicken-related image, I remember that much
10-23-2016, 04:05 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
I image searched it for you because I am a hero. It's the first one on
this page.
10-23-2016, 06:01 PM
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Re: The Catch-All Chicken Heart Thread
You
are a hero
10-23-2016, 07:05 PM
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It was a chicken being shamed, just as our hero claims.
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