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Sport
This game sucks, i.e. I'm bad at it. Yet it's fun. Sports and cruelty, intertwined once again.
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 Sock Puppet
with a score of 5780
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Action
It's like whack-a-mole only without moles and using only your numeric keypad to whack. If you're an idiot like me, please keep in mind you have to click "0" on your keyboard to start the game.
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beyelzu
with a score of 43200
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Retro
Donkey Kong/Mario Bros/whatever. I didn't like it. Maybe you will.
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Zoe
with a score of 304100
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Retro
The classic Nintendo game (with the one level limit of classic flash games).
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Cole Trickle
with a score of 101000
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NSFW
Remember "Concentration"? Well, this tests it. With boobs.
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beyelzu
with a score of 1985868
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NSFW
After losing at Flash Poker, you'll be ready for Beermat, which will carry you inevitably to j20. If you didn't feel wasted before, you will now.
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Ray
with a score of 81801
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Puzzle
It's still Tetris, but the blocks are all tinselly and cute.
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ceptimus
with a score of 10045
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Yeti Games
Penguin batting practice, averaged over 5 swings. They're such affable little projectiles.
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ChuckF
with a score of 1530
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Shooters
Vary your two-dimensional shooting experience by trying this third-person, *horizontally*-oriented space cadet quest.
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beyelzu
with a score of 29690
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Casino
I'm so glad I can satisfy my curiosity about these games without suffering rigged wheels, card sharps, and real money. :)
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ceptimus
with a score of 70005
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Action
Blah. Was this game really this dull?
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 138500
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Action
Some game creators are truly ... evil. It's so fast. I can feel myself becoming enmeshed--it's Hell, and I like it.
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beyelzu
with a score of 866
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Shooters
What can I say? So simple, yet with an appealing targeting system all its own, and the ultimate in conscienceless carnage--killing fictitious yet ultimately evil Stormtrooper pilots? The Force is with me.
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Blake
with a score of 100000
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Other
I'm not really sold on any game that takes until level 11 to become interesting even when you're stoned, but maybe my experience isn't typical.
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Nullifidian
with a score of 17750
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Retro
A painfully close incarnation of the oft-imitated classic; the rocks and spaceships are shaped just right, but the field is almost exactly the size as if it had been a DVD that was fullscreened, then cropped again to replicate the appearance of letterboxing.
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Blake
with a score of 279860
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Action
This game is *good*; it's hard, a compelling image, dexterity coupled with gravity and inertia.
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justaman
with a score of 6546
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Shooters
One of the more surreal and manic first-person-shooter Flash games, crossing Peeps with *28 Days Later*.
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davidm
with a score of 439
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Action
Thank god the site creators chose the at-least sort-of the original version, rather than the god-awful, not-worth-the-graphics-update, waterlogged vB arcade version.
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Blake
with a score of 808
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Puzzle
Make rows of at least three of a color. I haven't got the brain for it, but I respect it.
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ceptimus
with a score of 13069
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Sport
Score as many baskets as you can within the time limit. You got what it takes?
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davidm
with a score of 100
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