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Action
You're under attack by, um, the bad guys. If they steal the energon, it's all over. If you blow up your own energon, it's not only all over, but you're an even worse player than livius is. View at 800x600 for best graphics.
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 beyelzu
with a score of 2895
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Puzzle
This game was invented by the Communists in the 1980s in a desperate last-ditch attempt to win the Cold War by diverting all students in graduate science departments from their work. It's a good thing we won before the game's full impact on the next generation of scientists came to pass.
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ceptimus
with a score of 15234563
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Retro
The classic Nintendo game (with the one level limit of classic flash games).
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Cole Trickle
with a score of 101000
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Shooters
Meh. Another scrolling spaceship-shooter. Maybe some time I'll be desperate enough to waste time that I'll play all of them enough to appreciate each one's little charming variations.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 158800
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Action
Not too sure what the point of this is; it's too easy. And very bloodthirsty. But aren't so many of them...
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beyelzu
with a score of 44360888
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Puzzle
Hardcore! *The* solitary game. Tip: 825x600 is the money resolution.
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Blake
with a score of 2334
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Action
This game is *good*; it's hard, a compelling image, dexterity coupled with gravity and inertia.
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justaman
with a score of 6546
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Puzzle
It's still Tetris, but the blocks are all tinselly and cute.
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ceptimus
with a score of 10045
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Puzzle
You start off with some poorly arranged blocks and then continue as usual. Space bar slams the blocks straight down; arrows keys move and flip. Piece of cake.
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livius drusus
with a score of 96885
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Retro
Donkey Kong/Mario Bros/whatever. I didn't like it. Maybe you will.
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Zoe
with a score of 304100
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Action
A very strange game, in which one builds a Swaying Tower of Chicken to the stars.
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Farren
with a score of 374296320
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Sport
This game sucks, i.e. I'm bad at it. Yet it's fun. Sports and cruelty, intertwined once again.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 5780
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Action
Locate the virus and destroy the particles before you become infected.
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Blake
with a score of 2361
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Shooters
What can I say? So simple, yet with an appealing targeting system all its own, and the ultimate in conscienceless carnage--killing fictitious yet ultimately evil Stormtrooper pilots? The Force is with me.
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Blake
with a score of 100000
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Other
Lay the pipes like dominoes and watch the fruits of your architectural genius.
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HelenM
with a score of 5049
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Other
Woohoo! A coordination game that means business.
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Dragar
with a score of 350
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Puzzle
Like Othello, against yourself, at the complexity of chess.
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Blake
with a score of 11606775
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Action
Blah. Was this game really this dull?
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 138500
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Sport
At least this hockey version of Squirrel Socccer gives you a teammate and gives you the diversion of a fight. The minimum elements of hockey are in fact represented here.
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lel
with a score of 14508
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Action
Hard! Guilt-inducing.
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ceptimus
with a score of 427
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