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Action
Only feel up to right-left coordination? Here's the game for you.
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 MonCapitan2002
with a score of 194200
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Shooters
Dear God.
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Blake
with a score of 141644
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Casino
Lets you save your Vegas money for the real thing, keeping you from becoming the very worst sort of pathetic loser.
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MooseIBe
with a score of 8035
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Retro
The original! Not the best, though. Asteroids is the best.
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aequitas
with a score of 154190
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NSFW
Bounce around to score points.
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MonCapitan2002
with a score of 870301
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Action
Blah. Was this game really this dull?
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 138500
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Other
I'm not really sold on any game that takes until level 11 to become interesting even when you're stoned, but maybe my experience isn't typical.
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Nullifidian
with a score of 17750
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Yeti Games
Penguin batting practice, averaged over 5 swings. They're such affable little projectiles.
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ChuckF
with a score of 1530
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Casino
Experience that sinking, sucking feeling without the pick-me-up of free cocktails and scantily clad waitstaff.
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Blake
with a score of 13700
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Shooters
You thought your empathy for Kenny couldn't get any deeper...
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 96300
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Other
Woohoo! A coordination game that means business.
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Dragar
with a score of 350
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Shooters
Possibly the inspiration for the Spy Hunter bastardization; slower play and less challenging, but beautiful explosions!
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 6925
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Puzzle
Hardcore! *The* solitary game. Tip: 825x600 is the money resolution.
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Blake
with a score of 2334
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Sport
Up or right to increase angle; down or left to decrease angle; hold spacebar to gain power, release to fire. It's *fun*.
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Corona688
with a score of 14444
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Yeti Games
The pingu bleeds. Copiously. It's slaughterhouse Yeti.
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smileyfacesx304
with a score of 1271
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Yeti Games
Tired of beating penguins to death? Well, no, of course not. Still, it's fun throwing snowballs at them too.
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davidm
with a score of 825
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Sport
I love minigolf. This is a great emulation.
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slimshady2357
with a score of 154
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Retro
A painfully close incarnation of the oft-imitated classic; the rocks and spaceships are shaped just right, but the field is almost exactly the size as if it had been a DVD that was fullscreened, then cropped again to replicate the appearance of letterboxing.
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Blake
with a score of 279860
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Retro
Donkey Kong/Mario Bros/whatever. I didn't like it. Maybe you will.
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Zoe
with a score of 304100
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Shooters
A desperate, strangely attractive struggle for survival in harsh alien climes. Beware: Space Invaders-style single-shot can wreak havoc with your health.
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Ray
with a score of 51422
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