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Retro
I don't know the original but this one seems good to me. :)
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 ceptimus
with a score of 1183720
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NSFW
A replica of the classic game Bar Tapper. Serve people drinks, and catch the empties.
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slimshady2357
with a score of 42400
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Sport
This game sucks, i.e. I'm bad at it. Yet it's fun. Sports and cruelty, intertwined once again.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 5780
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Other
This is one of those reasons that computer games exist--because they haven't invented this in the real world yet. Mmmmm... Pong for the 22nd century...
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ChuckF
with a score of 36460
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Puzzle
This game was invented by the Communists in the 1980s in a desperate last-ditch attempt to win the Cold War by diverting all students in graduate science departments from their work. It's a good thing we won before the game's full impact on the next generation of scientists came to pass.
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ceptimus
with a score of 15234563
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Retro
Man, I've *never* been good at this. Looks like the very best original fun, though!
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 150630
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Retro
The classic Nintendo game (with the one level limit of classic flash games).
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Cole Trickle
with a score of 101000
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NSFW
Remember "Concentration"? Well, this tests it. With boobs.
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beyelzu
with a score of 1985868
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Casino
I'm so glad I can satisfy my curiosity about these games without suffering rigged wheels, card sharps, and real money. :)
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ceptimus
with a score of 70005
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Retro
A painfully close incarnation of the oft-imitated classic; the rocks and spaceships are shaped just right, but the field is almost exactly the size as if it had been a DVD that was fullscreened, then cropped again to replicate the appearance of letterboxing.
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Blake
with a score of 279860
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Shooters
You thought your empathy for Kenny couldn't get any deeper...
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 96300
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Sport
Stephen King's cricket. Moves slowly; do your best.
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Ray
with a score of 47850
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Sport
Realistic cricket game.
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Maniac
with a score of 346
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Puzzle
It's still Tetris, but the blocks are all tinselly and cute.
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ceptimus
with a score of 10045
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Retro
An Arkanoid game.
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ceptimus
with a score of 2869600
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Retro
Cross unknown perils in this classic title.
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Blake
with a score of 11340
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Sport
At least this hockey version of Squirrel Socccer gives you a teammate and gives you the diversion of a fight. The minimum elements of hockey are in fact represented here.
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lel
with a score of 14508
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Yeti Games
The pingu bleeds. Copiously. It's slaughterhouse Yeti.
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smileyfacesx304
with a score of 1271
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Retro
Donkey Kong/Mario Bros/whatever. I didn't like it. Maybe you will.
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Zoe
with a score of 304100
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Yeti Games
The Yeti hits the slopes. Them pingus better get the hell out of his way.
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justaman
with a score of 7221
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