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Sport
Squirrel Soccer, but harder, insulting to an actual real sport, and no clear way to quit. The cruelty factor, however, is highly appealing.
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 lel
with a score of 2430
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Yeti Games
The batting-practice version of the popular penguin-abuse series. Frustratingly hard.
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ceptimus
with a score of 3235
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Retro
A renditon of the classic arcade game.
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Adam
with a score of 186830
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Shooters
You thought your empathy for Kenny couldn't get any deeper...
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 96300
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Shooters
New and improved asteroids game.
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Blake
with a score of 25995
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Puzzle
It's still Tetris, but the blocks are all tinselly and cute.
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ceptimus
with a score of 10045
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Action
A very strange game, in which one builds a Swaying Tower of Chicken to the stars.
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Farren
with a score of 374296320
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Yeti Games
The Yeti hits the slopes. Them pingus better get the hell out of his way.
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justaman
with a score of 7221
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Sport
At least this hockey version of Squirrel Socccer gives you a teammate and gives you the diversion of a fight. The minimum elements of hockey are in fact represented here.
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lel
with a score of 14508
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Shooters
Harpoon the squid. Try not to kill any scubadivers. That is all.
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MooseIBe
with a score of 270
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Sport
Realistic cricket game.
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Maniac
with a score of 346
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Puzzle
This game was invented by the Communists in the 1980s in a desperate last-ditch attempt to win the Cold War by diverting all students in graduate science departments from their work. It's a good thing we won before the game's full impact on the next generation of scientists came to pass.
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ceptimus
with a score of 15234563
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NSFW
Remember "Concentration"? Well, this tests it. With boobs.
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beyelzu
with a score of 1985868
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Shooters
Vary your two-dimensional shooting experience by trying this third-person, *horizontally*-oriented space cadet quest.
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beyelzu
with a score of 29690
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Action
You're under attack by, um, the bad guys. If they steal the energon, it's all over. If you blow up your own energon, it's not only all over, but you're an even worse player than livius is. View at 800x600 for best graphics.
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beyelzu
with a score of 2895
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Action
Speed down the autobahn avoiding other cars and stay alive as long as you can.
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ChuckF
with a score of 23542
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Sport
This game sucks, i.e. I'm bad at it. Yet it's fun. Sports and cruelty, intertwined once again.
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Sock Puppet
with a score of 5780
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Action
Only feel up to right-left coordination? Here's the game for you.
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MonCapitan2002
with a score of 194200
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Sport
Up or right to increase angle; down or left to decrease angle; hold spacebar to gain power, release to fire. It's *fun*.
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Corona688
with a score of 14444
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Action
Locate the virus and destroy the particles before you become infected.
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Blake
with a score of 2361
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