Re: Countdown from one million thread
984,651 I can picture the PSA already.
Sock Puppet: What are you doing, honey?
Li'l Puppet: (hastily whipping around and putting her hands behind her back) Nothing.
Sock Puppet: What are you holding behind you?
Li'l Puppet: I told you. Nothing!
Sock Puppet: (turns her around and gasps) Are those ... scissors?!
Li'l Puppet: Yeah okay fine. I was playing with scissors.
Sock Puppet: Don't you know how dangerous that is? Where did you learn to do this?
Li'l Puppet: I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD! YOU! (runs out crying)
Sock Puppet: (sinks to his knees) Noooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Crane shot zooms out from above and fade.)
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