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Old 03-01-2007, 02:56 AM   #1
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News The Price of Freedom Fries

Grandma finds a WWII grenade in her bag of potatoes.

So it's all America's fault after allBomb experts said the American-made grenade did not have its pin in but could have gone off if the granny had put it in the pot with the rest of the spuds.

The grenade is believed to have been covered with so much dirt that potato pickers bagged it without noticing anything out of the ordinary.

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Old 03-01-2007, 03:39 AM   #2
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HOLY INCENDARY POTATOES BATMAN!!! ...... would of been a much better title ... :yup:

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Old 03-01-2007, 03:41 AM   #3
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:42 AM   #4
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No, it would have bombed.









BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HAHAHAHaHaHaha . . . ha?

Heh?

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Old 03-01-2007, 03:52 AM   #5
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:nuke: :larrow: Doc X's joke

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Old 03-01-2007, 03:55 AM   #6
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:57 AM   #7
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Moi :rarrow: :crybaby2: :larrow: Doc

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Old 03-01-2007, 04:08 AM   #8
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Storms off decrying the unsophisticated lack of appreciation for excellent humor on the forum. . . .

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ya sure you dont you meen a lack of appreciation for unsofisticated humor? because if thats the case I have lots of low brow jokes I can share ..... ie

Q: what did one tampon say to the other tampon.
A: nothing, they where both stuck up cunts.

heheh...I got booed last time i told that one

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Old 03-01-2007, 04:12 AM   #9
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Bommes frites

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Old 03-01-2007, 04:32 AM   #10
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Now that's a quality pun. :lol:

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Old 03-01-2007, 05:47 AM   #11
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Sheesh! What was a pineapple doing in a sack of potatos? So much for quality control.

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Old 03-01-2007, 05:52 AM   #12
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Bommes frites
Pommes de terror

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What?

Weapons of Mashed Destruction? :potato:

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Instant Mashed Potatoes


BTW, if it had been a German WWII hand grenade it would have been a "potato masher".

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Something every sack of potatos should come equipped with.

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