Bush SUCKS! (Warning: stream of consciousness fear-based rant within)

beyelzu · #1 10-04-2004, 04:03 AM

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Yes. I was a reluctant Kerry person till I watched the debates.....I can say that the conscience of this swing voter was finally put to rest and can vote for a leader, rather than "anyone is better than Bush".

I agree. (Even if I can't vote).

Oh, and look at Bush's debate notes:

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For someone who I've long suspected is illiterate, Bush seemed to be furiously taking notes yesterday. At times, the scribbling was so loud you could hear it over Kerry. Thanks to an undercover operative, The Talent Show is now able to present the notes that Bush took during last night's debate. With this peek behind the scenes, we hope to provide a candid look at the commander in chief.

fuck that is a funny, funny picture.

livius drusus · #2 10-04-2004, 04:12 AM

He he... Ninjas are cool.

beyelzu · #3 10-04-2004, 04:44 AM

who knew that Bush worshipped her hornfulness the ipu??

I had no idea.

Farren · #4 10-08-2004, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

He he... Ninjas are cool.

They're so totally sweet its unbefuckinglievable.

livius drusus · #5 10-08-2004, 01:50 AM

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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

The Lone Ranger · #6 10-08-2004, 03:52 AM

Not only that, but ninjas make great fast food.

Guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less, or we commit Seppuku!