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10-30-2005, 04:26 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Stalk Warren Here
For Carlos/latinirjal/whoeverthehellheisnow and any others, this is the appropriate thread for lambasting, name-calling or whatever the fuck you want to do to me. Have at it. Despite the allegations of the latin shithead calling himself Carlos, I am not a coward or a liar. If I choose to take you off Ignore long enough to respond, you'll know it when you read it here. If I fail to respond to assinine bullshit accusations, then you should be aware that I'm busy doing something important, such as sorting my sock drawer, or I just deem your lame-ass post as unworthy of response. Give me your best shot.
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10-30-2005, 04:38 AM
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Love Bomb
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Why won't you answer my calls, Warren? We're not through, I don't care what you say. And you better not have a new girlfriend, or I'll be forced to....*hurt*....her, know what I'm sayin'?
I can see you. Yeah, I can see you. Watching television, the show we used to watch together. Who's that in your kitchen? You better call me. Pick up the phone, Warren, or I'll hunt you down like a dog and hump your leg. Or lick your feet. You know you want me. I saw it in your eyes when I followed you around the supermarket and again when I caught a glimpse of your eyes in your rear vision mirror at the traffic lights. You were thinking about me. I could tell.
You cannot hide, Warren. I'm hot for you, I still love you baby, I'm naked, and I'm not leaving your driveway till you ravish me like in the old days.
Answer your phone, Warren.
LOVE ME, DAMMIT!!!! 
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10-30-2005, 04:41 AM
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
I told you it was over, lunachick. You need to move on.
Wait... Naked? ... In the driveway? I'll be right there.
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10-30-2005, 04:42 AM
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Admin
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
You are liar and coward, pathetic lying coward.
Dictator!
Dishonest, lying, cowerd.
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10-30-2005, 04:43 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Piss up a rope, loser.
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10-30-2005, 04:44 AM
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Jin, Gi, Rei, Ko, Chi, Shin, Tei
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Say, lunachick, what're you doing with that rabbit?
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10-30-2005, 04:44 AM
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Shut up, I like rabbit stew.
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10-30-2005, 04:45 AM
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professional left-winger
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
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10-30-2005, 04:45 AM
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
YOU ARE COWARD LYING COWARD!
And dishonest. And a liar. I am laffing to you.
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10-30-2005, 04:45 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
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Originally Posted by freemonkey
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Now I'm scared.
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10-30-2005, 06:02 AM
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Love Bomb
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
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Originally Posted by The Lone Ranger
Say, lunachick, what're you doing with that rabbit?
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Makin' like a bunny. 
Who was that masked man?!
* Petra stalks new man; masked man; Lone. Ranger. Man. mmm.... 
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10-30-2005, 06:10 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
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Originally Posted by lunachick
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Originally Posted by The Lone Ranger
Say, lunachick, what're you doing with that rabbit?
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Makin' like a bunny.
Who was that masked man?!
* lunachick stalks new man; masked man; Lone. Ranger. Man. mmm.... |
Forget to take your Ritalin? Fine, go stalk the Boy Scout.
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10-30-2005, 06:24 AM
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Love Bomb
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
* Petra shocked back into Warrenly submission
* Petra slaps Warren upside the head
Don't be so rude to me, you coward and you liar. I know what kind of a man you are. You ravish poor damsels such as I, you make them yearn and lust for you, and then you just dump them when you're done; when a new skirt comes along. But you know I'm the right woman for you, you cain't fight it, Warren! If I can't have you, no one will! 
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10-30-2005, 06:39 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
That's better.
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10-30-2005, 09:33 AM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
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10-30-2005, 09:39 AM
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Dancing redshirt
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
*I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren, I'm over Warren....*
Oh, sod it, TAKE ME BAAACK!!!! TAKE ME ANYWHERE!!!! JUST TAKE ME!!!!
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10-30-2005, 09:48 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
OMG!!!!!!!!
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10-30-2005, 09:53 AM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
He's mine, bitches!
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10-30-2005, 09:55 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
This isn't the "fight over Warren" thread. Stalk away. Flame even. Just do it peacefully.
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10-30-2005, 10:42 AM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Heh, I think Paul H is posting in the wrong thread at the moment.
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10-30-2005, 10:49 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
He is welcome to stalk me here, this is the designated thread for it.
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10-30-2005, 10:56 AM
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Um, Warren, dude, if you're not using 'em, can I borrow a couple of ya chicks? I'll say something derogatory if it'll help seal the deal.
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10-30-2005, 10:58 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Well... I was sort of enjoying the attention, but if you'll lead one or two of them off my trail, I'd be eternally grateful.
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10-30-2005, 11:06 AM
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Clown Laureate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Hey lunachick, over here! Yeah, that's right, come this way. No, no, it's alright, Warren said I should put my arm around you, for moral support, you know, because of the break-up? Yes, you're right, it is hot in here. No, no, I wouldn't be embarrassed at all if you wanted to make yourself more comfortable, by all means, take it off. Why don't I just open a bottle of wine and then we can talk about Warren. You know what might really get him back? If he was jealous...
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10-30-2005, 11:07 AM
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Clown Laureate
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Re: Stalk Warren Here
Thanks, mate. Now for my end of the deal : you're a lying, filthy, scumbag.
Cheers!
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