Stalk Warren Here - Page 2

Petra · 10-30-2005, 11:13 AM

I see you are an expert in jiggery-pokery, Mr Ed. Mr Carni Ed.

Why, I believe I suddenly feel all fickle. :girl:

Dingfod · 10-30-2005, 11:13 AM

I'll accept that I'm a filthy scumbag, but a liar, I am not.

Miisa · 10-30-2005, 11:19 AM

Warren is the worst kind of heart-braking, sadistic scum I have had the misfortune to come across. "Love 'em and leave 'em" tatooed across his heart. "Make 'em beg" elsewhere.

:cryhome:

Petra · 10-30-2005, 11:22 AM

Aye, lassie. It's a stalk worth stalking. :yup:

Carnivale Ed · 10-30-2005, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by lunachick

I see you are an expert in jiggery-pokery, Mr Ed. Mr Carni Ed.

Why, I believe I suddenly feel all fickle. :girl:

Does jiggery-pokery mean what I think it means? Because I'm not an expert, just a very gifted amateur. You don't feel fickle to me :yup:

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Miisa · 10-30-2005, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by lunachick

Aye, lassie. It's a stalk worth stalking. :yup:

Quite.

Petra · 10-30-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Carnivale Ed

Does jiggery-pokery mean what I think it means? Because I'm not an expert, just a very gifted amateur. You don't feel fickle to me :yup:

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jiggery-pokery

It was the 'making Warren jealous' line that gave you away, you bad boy.

:luna:

Carnivale Ed · 10-30-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by lunachick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivale Ed

Does jiggery-pokery mean what I think it means? Because I'm not an expert, just a very gifted amateur. You don't feel fickle to me :yup:

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jiggery-pokery

It was the 'making Warren jealous' line that gave you away, you bad boy.

:luna:

I liked my definition better.

What's Warren got that I haven't got? Oh, that's right, he's not a liar. Filthy scumbag.

Hey, Miisa, over here!

Adora · 10-30-2005, 01:21 PM

Warren smells.

Legs · 10-30-2005, 02:32 PM

Warren, you ain't lucky enough to have me stalk you.

Miisa · 10-30-2005, 04:02 PM

Yes, I have found that approach to be one of the best, too; reeling in the guys like mad when you pretend not to care, but I don't have the self-restraint to practise it in Warren's case. He just brings out the worst in people.

Sweetie · 10-30-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Warren

For Carlos/latinirjal/whoeverthehellheisnow and any others, this is the appropriate thread for lambasting, name-calling or whatever the fuck you want to do to me. Have at it. Despite the allegations of the latin shithead calling himself Carlos, I am not a coward or a liar. If I choose to take you off Ignore long enough to respond, you'll know it when you read it here. If I fail to respond to assinine bullshit accusations, then you should be aware that I'm busy doing something important, such as sorting my sock drawer, or I just deem your lame-ass post as unworthy of response. Give me your best shot.

I had a guy say that to me once, "Stalk me," (in a hopeful sort of way)

It was pretty sexy. :yup:

Veritas · 10-30-2005, 07:38 PM

Warren is a lover of dictatorships!
You have the choise.

Thanks,
Nichola.

Miisa · 10-30-2005, 07:43 PM

I am a wannabe dictator, I am running for President of the World right now, so that suits me just fine.

Dingfod · 10-30-2005, 11:49 PM

Running? If you want to be President of the World you have to seize power not wait for the peons vote you in.

Sweetie · 10-31-2005, 01:33 AM

You know Warren, I'd even like to poke fun at you just for play but I can't. You're too humble.

I tend to use people against themselves. Justice to me is not an eye for an eye, it's just your own eye. That's justice, your eye is your eye and you have to live with that.

You are just too danged humble, that's the secret to the code, to justice, to power, to almost everything. As Chesterton said, "It is impossible to enjoy anything without humilty - even pride." It would be the downfall of any dictatorship, I won't tell Carlos the secret. :wink:

Just a thought.

(Granted, you could not have much interest in life, or it could be self-deprecation but I still think you are at heart a humble man. You remind me of my father, I hope that doesn't offend you. My Dad is an awesome example of a man)

Dingfod · 10-31-2005, 01:41 AM

Aw, shucks.

* Dingfod looks down and shuffles foot in the dirt

Sweetie · 10-31-2005, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren

Aw, shucks.

* Warren looks down and shuffles foot in the dirt

Lauri D · 10-31-2005, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren

Aw, shucks.

* Warren looks down and shuffles foot in the dirt

Hey there, Blue Eyes. It's so CUTE when you do that!!!

Dingfod · 10-31-2005, 02:13 AM

* Dingfod blushes

Lauri D · 10-31-2005, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren

* Warren blushes

Dangit, that's even cuter! Now, cut it out.

ack - wait a sec - that's not properly stalk-talk. Damn, I'm bad at this.

Miisa · 10-31-2005, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Warren

Running? If you want to be President of the World you have to seize power not wait for the peons vote you in.

The idea is to get voted in, all legit like, and then stay there indefinitely. That way, the minions are partially responsible and can't complain once you become all dictatorlike.

Ensign Steve · 10-31-2005, 09:54 PM

That's a cute avatar, Miisa.

fragment · 10-31-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Miisa

The idea is to get voted in, all legit like, and then stay there indefinitely. That way, the minions are partially responsible and can't complain once you become all dictatorlike.

You could also rig the election. Much easier than the messy business of convincing the fickle public that they actually like you.

Sauron · 10-31-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by lunachick

Why won't you answer my calls, Warren? We're not through, I don't care what you say. And you better not have a new girlfriend, or I'll be forced to....*hurt*....her, know what I'm sayin'?

I can see you. Yeah, I can see you. Watching television, the show we used to watch together. Who's that in your kitchen? You better call me. Pick up the phone, Warren, or I'll hunt you down like a dog and hump your leg. Or lick your feet. You know you want me. I saw it in your eyes when I followed you around the supermarket and again when I caught a glimpse of your eyes in your rear vision mirror at the traffic lights. You were thinking about me. I could tell.

You cannot hide, Warren. I'm hot for you, I still love you baby, I'm naked, and I'm not leaving your driveway till you ravish me like in the old days.

Answer your phone, Warren.

LOVE ME, DAMMIT!!!! :stalker:

Luna, you SKANK! You told me that you loved ME! The Dark LORD! :lecher: