Yet Another Reason For Sovereignty

[LarsMac]

Originally Posted by disobey

Let me settle your question as to who I am. I am not "Sov." I am Cultsmasher. The one and only. If anybody else spoke as I do, that must mean that there is another intelligent person out there. That aside, I entered in the wrong title for this thread. What I meant to say was, "Yet another reason for Separatism." What do you make of that.

Oh, so you're one of those MTG loonies that think secession is the answer to your problems. I hear Eastern Oregon is talking about seceding from Oregon, and then creating their own state. There's an idea. Go for it. But don't stop there. after you get your new state organized, the US will probably not approve statehood for a bunch of secessionist. You guys will have to go invade Canada, or something.

[seebs]

Originally Posted by disobey

Let me settle your question as to who I am. I am not "Sov." I am Cultsmasher. The one and only. If anybody else spoke as I do, that must mean that there is another intelligent person out there. That aside, I entered in the wrong title for this thread. What I meant to say was, "Yet another reason for Separatism." What do you make of that.

I mean, similar shitty pretentious writing, but no, that was Crazy Rape Island Guy, I guess you have a different idea that isn't that.

I hate to break it to you (i kid, i enjoy trying to explain things) but writing in a weak tonal approximation of how you think philosophical or academic language sounds does not actually make you sound intelligent, or show you to be intelligent.

If you want to convince people you're smart, demonstrate fluent code-switching. Anyone can imitate one or two styles. Speak fluently in naturally in half a dozen and you'll be demonstrating some kind of competence.

[ChuckF]

Originally Posted by disobey

I've never worked

[disobey]

Originally Posted by LarsMac

Oh, so you're one of those MTG loonies that think secession is the answer to your problems. I hear Eastern Oregon is talking about seceding from Oregon, and then creating their own state. There's an idea. Go for it. But don't stop there. after you get your new state organized, the US will probably not approve statehood for a bunch of secessionist. You guys will have to go invade Canada, or something.

Stop talking like a loonie. I didn't say I was a secessionist. I said I was a separatist. See the difference? For instance, I posted some videos of mass looters. But what if blacks were separated from areas where White people live. Without blacks around, they wouldn't be there to engage in mass looting. Would they. If they want to loot stores, let them loot their own stores.

[ChuckF]

Why is this dipshit still being indexed

[disobey]

Originally Posted by seebs

I mean, similar shitty pretentious writing, but no, that was Crazy Rape Island Guy, I guess you have a different idea that isn't that.

I hate to break it to you (i kid, i enjoy trying to explain things) but writing in a weak tonal approximation of how you think philosophical or academic language sounds does not actually make you sound intelligent, or show you to be intelligent.

If you want to convince people you're smart, demonstrate fluent code-switching. Anyone can imitate one or two styles. Speak fluently in naturally in half a dozen and you'll be demonstrating some kind of competence.

You need to do two things. First, go to any thread I wrote anywhere and tell me what I said that you think is wrong in any of them. Secondly, seeing how you probably won't do that, the second thing you need to do is fuck off and die.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

You given the blowjob you owe VM for allowing you here yet?

[davidm]

It’s too bad disobey returned as peacegirl once again temporarily permanently left. I was hoping to hook them up so that they could fall in love with each other’s gentials.

But then again disobey is also cockmuncher, so there is that …

[ChuckF]

I don't know that cobsmucker was definitively classified in the tripartite scheme. There is hope - he may not be glandular.

[davidm]

True. He could be an E-homo. In fact, I rather suspect he is.

[davidm]

Cockmuncher, if you are an E-homo, there is hope for you. Would you be interested in falling in love with peacegirl’s genitals?

One sticking point could be that she’s Jewish. Would that be a deal breaker for you? However, so far as I am aware, she is not Homo Africanus.

[seebs]

Originally Posted by disobey

You need to do two things. First, go to any thread I wrote anywhere and tell me what I said that you think is wrong in any of them. Secondly, seeing how you probably won't do that, the second thing you need to do is fuck off and die.

I was commenting on your style, not your substance, with reference to your "if someone writes like me, that means they're intelligent" idiocy. That said, right here in this thread, we have a glorious example of your substance being bad: You seem to understand that the retailer claims about how much they lose from stuff being allegedly stolen from them are complete bullshit, and yet, you act like their other claims premised on that should be taken seriously.

That's fucking stupid.

"Here's how I can tell these people are lying, and this is my conclusion based on the assumption that the thing I just demonstrated that they're lying about is actually true."

I'd say you're smarter than that but I haven't actually seen the evidence, yet.

[LarsMac]

Originally Posted by disobey

Let me settle your question as to who I am. I am not "Sov." I am Cultsmasher. The one and only. If anybody else spoke as I do, that must mean that there is another intelligent person out there. That aside, I entered in the wrong title for this thread. What I meant to say was, "Yet another reason for Separatism." What do you make of that.

Well, I am still convinced you are just one of FX's sockpuppets.
Though I could be wrong. FX is better at punctuation. But, that could all be part of the act.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by LarsMac

Well, I am still convinced you are just one of FX's sockpuppets.
Though I could be wrong. FX is better at punctuation. But, that could all be part of the act.

And there is that history of forgetting login details.

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by davidm

Cockmuncher, if you are an E-homo, there is hope for you. Would you be interested in falling in love with peacegirl’s genitals?

One sticking point could be that she’s Jewish. Would that be a deal breaker for you? However, so far as I am aware, she is not Homo Africanus.

I still believe the answer is a throuple involving cockmuncher, peacegirl, and Jerome. Yes, there are issues. peacegirl is Jewish, Jerome is black, and AFAIK both are het. crackspackler hates black people and Jews, and is ravenously homosexual. However, it may well be that his homosexuality is merely the result of our free-will environment denying coonspooner the opportunity to indulge with the opposite sex.

Also, Jerome is clearly the most intelligent of the three, and that's potentially problematic in that peacegirl and chubsnuggler's egomania would require that they be "the smart one" in any relationship. That's probably not outcome-determinative, as both will simply assume they're the "smart one" in the throuple and never bring the issue up, telling themselves they're being respectful of the others' feelings.

As for the rest, I believe the mutual love of unhinged crazy can and would melt away all bigotry-related impediments. After all, Jerome and crankspanker share the belief that white people should be allowed to hunt black men for sport, and peacegirl's understanding of the teachings of Seymour Lessans, woefully flawed though it is, will keep her from passing judgment on such beliefs.

And, of course, I am hopeful that the boundless income from Jerome's seven medium-sized corporations will, at long last, get peacegirl and chodesnoffler out of the taxpayers' pockets.

[davidm]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

I still believe the answer is a throuple involving cockmuncher, peacegirl, and Jerome. Yes, there are issues. peacegirl is Jewish, Jerome is black, and AFAIK both are het. crackspackler hates black people and Jews, and is ravenously homosexual. However, it may well be that his homosexuality is merely the result of our free-will environment denying coonspooner the opportunity to indulge with the opposite sex.

Also, Jerome is clearly the most intelligent of the three, and that's potentially problematic in that peacegirl and chubsnuggler's egomania would require that they be "the smart one" in any relationship. That's probably not outcome-determinative, as both will simply assume they're the "smart one" in the throuple and never bring the issue up, telling themselves they're being respectful of the others' feelings.

As for the rest, I believe the mutual love of unhinged crazy can and would melt away all bigotry-related impediments. After all, Jerome and crankspanker share the belief that white people should be allowed to hunt black men for sport, and peacegirl's understanding of the teachings of Seymour Lessans, woefully flawed though it is, will keep her from passing judgment on such beliefs.

And, of course, I am hopeful that the boundless income from Jerome's seven medium-sized corporations will, at long last, get peacegirl and chodesnoffler out of the taxpayers' pockets.

Your points are germane, citizen doctor, and, I think, your analysis is sound. As you know, Seymour Lessans ascertained that homo-sexuals fall into one of three categories: I-homos (inherited); G-homos (glandular); and E-homos (environmental). My own guess, mooted above, and with which you apparently concur, is that Cobsmoocher falls into the “E” category. However, in his case, I doubt it’s the free-will environment as such that precludes him from developing a relationship with the opposite sex. I suspect it’s rather that no woman will date him, because who wants to date a Nazi?

Of course, as Lessans deduced, all the categories of homo-sexuals will fall by the wayside when the New World gets under way, but since that is some time off, owing to peacegirl hiding the Authentic Text from public view and substituting in its place the Corrupted Text, I think it’s safe to say that peacegirl, Cocksnoggler and Jerome will have ample time to enjoy their semi-queer throuple before their kind is erased forever from the pages of time.

One might think the Nazi-Jewish divide to be insuperable, but here again, the sagacity of Seymour Lessans rides to the rescue. Recall that in his Secret Book, behind the door labeled “Germinal Substance” — a text to which, as you’ll recall, we devoted considerable hermeneutics in the secret, by-invitation-only forum — Lessans heals the Nazi-Jewish rift. In sum, it’s all the fault of the Jews (as what isn’t?). He takes Jews to task for bellyaching about the Holocaust, pointing out that because of the Germinal Substance, all those dead Jews are alive right now, even though they are different people, lead different lives, and many of them are likely not Jews at all. So what are they complaining about?

Just think how far-seeing Lessans was! Immortality via reincarnation is just a matter of differing personal pronouns, he showed us. Today, who can possibly gainsay such an insight? Because today, years after Lessans’ demise, personal pronouns and how to use them (He/Him, She/Her, They/Them) are a lively topic of discussion.

Jerome’s species designation could potentially be more problematic. I did not know he was a member of Homo Africanus Niger. I suspected, based on his posts, that Jerome was a standard-issue member of Homo Your Anus. Who knew?

Still, all the differences that divide people notwithstanding, we now know that genital love conquers all, and therefore I see no roadblock or cockblock to a healthy throuple among the people in question provided they can establish genital compatibility. If they can do that, they will fall in love with one another’s genitals and stay together for the rest of their lives, though of course it will be mathematically impossible for them to share a bed.

[Miss Shelby]

If only there were a way to investigate sock puppet accounts.

[seebs]

so a thing i've gradually learned over the years is that i'm just really bad at telling people apart and i will just assume people are the same because they have similar names, where "similar" is a standard more informed by mild dyslexia than anything else, and this really makes the internet a lot more entertaining.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by seebs

so a thing i've gradually learned over the years is that i'm just really bad at telling people apart and i will just assume people are the same because they have similar names, where "similar" is a standard more informed by mild dyslexia than anything else, and this really makes the internet a lot more entertaining.

And you, likewise, will always amaze me with your wordage. Brevity would really become you, if you ever chose that way.

[seebs]

Sometimes terse, sometimes flowery. Code-switching is a useful tool.

[Miss Shelby]

Originally Posted by seebs

Sometimes terse, sometimes flowery. Code-switching is a useful tool.

Now THAT is what I’m talking about.

[seebs]

Some days I respond "wtf".

Some days I respond "what the actual cinnamon toast fuck".

Somedays I respond with:

FAQ

Q: What the fuck?
A: What. The. Fuck.
Q: What, pray tell, the fuck?
A: What the FUCK?!?

Some days you want to say "this is dumb", some days you want to say "of the cleaning products in your house, are there any with which the drugs you're doing have not yet been cut?"

[JoeP]

Mitä vittua?

[seebs]

Okay, but that looks like Finnish, so I assume it also means "the moon returns" or something.

[JoeP]

You have some quality education there, as regards Finnish in the memiverse.

We should ask -FX-, a true expert, what it really means.