Countdown from one million thread

[wei yau]

990,900 or "My you sure are hot, I mean I've never seen such well defined muscles and you use them so well....and uh....um....croissant."

[livius drusus]

990,899 A) Cool number. B) Have you considered quitting your day job to write porn scripts?

[wei yau]

990,898 I've often found that porn scripts pretty much write themselves, which is simply the way it is with great writing.

[SharonDee]

990,897 "Say, I like the way you work ... um ... your tool. Mai oui!"

:lust:

[wei yau]

990,896 "A job well done, but I think you forgot to screw one more thing...."

[SharonDee]

990,895 Oh, crap. Call off the lust. It's ruined.

Cuz he's married? No, even though he is. So am I.
Cuz he has kids? No, even though he does. So do I.

It's cuz ... he's a danged musician. You can't shake a stick without hitting one in this town.

[livius drusus]

990,894 His being a musician is a turn-off? That's not the way it usually goes, or so I have read.

[wei yau]

990,893 Usually it's not, but I hear he's in some kind of reggae-ska-polka band. He plays a steel-drum accordion.

[Smilin]

Originally Posted by wei yau

990,893 Usually it's not, but I hear he's in some kind of reggae-ska-polka band. He plays a steel-drum accordion.

990,892

[SharonDee]

990,891 Musicians are only great when they're performing. Off-stage, they bug the crap out of me. The ones my daughter used to date? Nobody home, man. Nobody at all.

[Legs]

Originally Posted by Crumb

What is Victoria Day?

Victoria Day (French: Fête de la Reine) is a Canadian Statutory Holiday celebrated on the Monday on or before May 24 in honour of both Queen Victoria's birthday and the current reigning Canadian Sovereign's birthday.

While Victoria Day is often thought of as a purely Canadian event, it is also celebrated in some parts of Scotland, particularly in Edinburgh and Dundee, where it is also a public holiday.

I guess scarlet peaches will be partying too

990,890

[Ymir's blood]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Nothing wrong with a little extra sleep.

990,889 It is when you wake up two hours late for work...

[livius drusus]

990,888 Oopsie. Yeah, that can put a crimp in one's day.

[Legs]

990,887

My cats have been flinging poo out of their litter box

[Crumb]

990,886 Are they part monkey?

[SharonDee]

990,885 "If you have any poo, now would be a good time to fling it!"

[Crumb]

990,884 there is never a good time to fling poo.

[SharonDee]

990,883 I don't know what it is, Crumb, but it's always so insufferably cute when you use that smiley.

[Legs]

990,882 Insufferably cute is a good description of our Crumb.

[livius drusus]

990,881 He also said poo.

[Crumb]

990,880

[livius drusus]

990,879 Man, this weekend is going to be a smiley bonanza. I've got a lot of gems to add to the hoard. A lot.

[Legs]

990,877 it's a labour of love though, right liv?

[livius drusus]

990,876 There's a fine line between love and obsession. Wait. Is that a Calvin Klein ad?

[SharonDee]

990,876

I've got a lot of gems to add to the hoard. A lot.

Oh, hurray!