Bad (But Hilarious) News for Journalism Students

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Gene Weingarten gives a commencement address to the U of M School of Journalism grads.

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My point is, this is a challenging time for journalists.

And because you are word people, you understand that "challenging time" is a euphemism often used to describe disasters of epic proportions. For example, Richard Pryor was facing a "challenging time" when he ran down the street half-naked and on fire.

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Two decades ago, I worked with your dean, Tom Kunkel, at the Miami Herald. Back then, the Herald was a newspaper the thickness of the Singapore telephone directory. Today, when carriers fling the Herald onto suburban driveways, it settles to the pavement gently, like a sycamore leaf in the breeze. When Tom and I worked there, the Herald was the flagship of the Knight Ridder newspaper chain, which no longer exists, having recently been purchased by the McClatchy chain, which sold some of the papers to the MediaNews chain, which sold some of the papers to the Kmart chain, which is using them as packing material for Scooby-Doo sippy cups. My point is, and I mean this sincerely, this is a challenging time for newspapers.

[Ensign Steve]

Have we any Journalism students on FF? One of my favorite Dilbert cartoons, from years and years ago, features an intern that they hired to wave his arms around during meetings to keep the motion-sensitive lights from switching off. Dilbert's reaction? "Another journalism major enters the workforce."

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Originally Posted by from commencement speech

The journalists of tomorrow may not look anything like the journalists of today. I mean, literally. For all we know, they might have gills and three buttocks.