Countdown from one million thread - Page 562

Crumb · #**14026** 07-15-2006, 06:22 PM

985,975 All numbers are equally good. :peace1:

Plant Woman · #**14027** 07-15-2006, 06:34 PM

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Excellent!

Crumb · #**14028** 07-15-2006, 07:00 PM

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pescifish · #**14029** 07-15-2006, 07:02 PM

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* pescifish knew she couldn\'t handle the great race and ran away immediatly after the kudzu post.

Legs · #**14030** 07-15-2006, 07:34 PM

So our Satellite was out and the repair guys were coming today to fix it. I found myself in the living room with 2 handsome 20-something boys, one really cute with lots of dreadlocks and a blonde beach-boy type. I was thinking to myself, this is how a lot of pornos start :yup:

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Crumb · #**14031** 07-15-2006, 07:41 PM

985,970 What happened next? :lookporn:

Legs · #**14032** 07-15-2006, 07:42 PM

They adjusted my settings, alighted my rooftop, asked for my hancock and left.

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Crumb · #**14033** 07-15-2006, 07:46 PM

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Plant Woman · #**14034** 07-15-2006, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legs

They adjusted my settings, alighted my rooftop, asked for my hancock and left.

Sounds kinky x 985,687

Smilin · #**14035** 07-15-2006, 08:31 PM

Did you get lucky with them, Legs?

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SharonDee · #**14036** 07-15-2006, 08:45 PM

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For people who like to get the special numbers, y'all sure do keep screwin' 'em up!
:nyahnyah:

Legs · #**14037** 07-15-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smilin

Did you get lucky with them, Legs?

Lucky in the sense we now have TV again. Widget was miserable last night with no Golf Channel

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Smilin · #**14038** 07-15-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SharonDee

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For people who like to get the special numbers, y'all sure do keep screwin' 'em up!
:nyahnyah:

Shit, how did that happen? :scratch:

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* Smilin :blame:

P-dub

Smilin · #**14039** 07-15-2006, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legs

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smilin

Did you get lucky with them, Legs?

Lucky in the sense we now have TV again. Widget was miserable last night with no Golf Channel

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Misery to me would be being forced to watch golf on TV :yup:

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Crumb · #**14040** 07-15-2006, 09:13 PM

985,961 or to watch golf at all.

SharonDee · #**14041** 07-15-2006, 09:16 PM

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That's what pisses me off about our cable channel choices. We can't get the National Geographic channel unless we go digital--fuck that!--but they'll give us umpty-eleven sports channels and the friggin' golf channel ... :grumpy:

Jeezus ... I'd rather watch flies fuck.

[/not bitter]

Legs · #**14042** 07-15-2006, 09:17 PM

985,960 I'm going to be watching a lot more golf since Widget just bought one of these :eek:

Plant Woman · #**14043** 07-15-2006, 09:18 PM

And here my husband volunteered to caddy this week for the US Amateur Pub Links. His guy didn't win, but one that practiced with them and hooked up with at some point is winning big time and will be in the Masters. My husband enjoyed it a lot and now if he sees the kid in the Masters, he will know who he is.

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Crumb · #**14044** 07-15-2006, 09:20 PM

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Plant Woman · #**14045** 07-15-2006, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SharonDee

We can't get the National Geographic channel unless we go digital

986,956 We love our satellite, get much more than cable ever offered and will not go back either. I hated that too about cable, now we get 'em all, so I don't mind so many sports channels.

Legs · #**14046** 07-15-2006, 09:24 PM

986,955 it will take 5 weeks for delivery and then istallation. It will be very popular with the boys from the Golf Club all winter. :yup:

I'm buying a vending machine for that room soda/snacks to take advantage of my captive audience.

Smilin · #**14047** 07-15-2006, 09:26 PM

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Sharon, you actually watch flies fuck? Kinky! :wink:

Legs, that's the only way I'd be watching golf on TV. (In the middle of a virtual simulator) How does it work? With your computer or is it a stand alone application?

P-dub, I'd HATE being a golf caddy in all of this fucking heat and humidity... :grumpy:

Legs · #**14048** 07-15-2006, 09:27 PM

It comes with all it's own computers/software etc.. the thing is huge 22 feet deep, 15 feet wide, 10 feet high. Takes 4 hours for 18 holes of golf. I think it will be a good little business. 986,955

SharonDee · #**14049** 07-15-2006, 09:28 PM

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Do I sound bitter today? I totally do. Perhaps I should go do something else until I'm socially acceptable again ... :kickcan:

Legs · #**14050** 07-15-2006, 09:30 PM

You don't sound bitter at all.

:tiptoe:

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