Vegan Fight

Artemis Entreri · #1 09-12-2006, 03:43 PM

I've always wanted to piss off a vegan but I've not met a really good self-righteous one that deserves abuse. I missed my chance last summer. I was driving through town on my way to work when I passed by a KFC that was being picketed by vegans. I really wanted to go and buy the biggest bucket of chicken I could get and sit infront of them and gorge myself. You know, be a real pig. Get grease all over my fingers. Laugh at them with a mouth full of meat. Tell them for every chicken they don't eat, I'm going to eat two. I'd look with eagle eyes to catch one of them wearing leather. Ask them if they knew that primates only started evolving into modern man when they added meat to their diet. That we developed our big brains in order to stalk and kill.
But alas, I had to get to work. I regret it.
Anyone else here feel like I do?
Any of you vegans?
Would you like to get together and watch me eat a steak?

mindbender · #2 09-12-2006, 03:53 PM

You're a dipshit, an immature dipshit. And, no, not for eating meat.

Shelli · #3 09-12-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Artemis Entreri

I've always wanted to piss off a vegan but I've not met a really good self-righteous one that deserves abuse.

Looks like you have now. :yup:

mindbender · #4 09-12-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shelli

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Originally Posted by Artemis Entreri

I've always wanted to piss off a vegan but I've not met a really good self-righteous one that deserves abuse.

Looks like you have now. :yup:

Moron, I'm not a vegan or even self-righteous about my brand of vegetarianism. I don't bother anyone who choses to eat meat (I just agree to disagree), but this person 1) seems to misunderstand why those people were picketing KFC (no, it's not the consumers eating a bucket of chicken that has them pissed - it's the huge factory farm suppliers) and 2) is obviously looking to harrass people just for kicks.

Shelli · #5 09-12-2006, 04:09 PM

mindbender · #6 09-12-2006, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shelli

What are you? Two? Three years old? Fuck.

Shelli · #7 09-12-2006, 04:16 PM

mindbender · #8 09-12-2006, 04:17 PM

Yeah, apparently.

Shelli · #9 09-12-2006, 04:18 PM

Wot's the matter? You didn't like those? Well, okay..

:ffangry:

mindbender · #10 09-12-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shelli

Wot's the matter? You didn't like those? Well, okay..

:ffangry:

What's up your ass? Someone's dick?

Sock Puppet · #11 09-12-2006, 04:20 PM

The only vegan I've known who deserved abuse was alphamale, whom I abused plenty. Of course, I could never be sure he really was a vegan, anyway.

Ari · #12 09-12-2006, 04:21 PM

Artemis (odd name), do you have an issue with wanting to eat your mother?[/freud]

What does Primates have to do with this? Did you know early man couldn't speak english? Perhaps you should follow their example.

Why target just Vegans? You do know not eating meat is Vegetarian as well don't you?

slimshady2357 · #13 09-12-2006, 04:21 PM

You owe me a new irony meter!

Shelli · #14 09-12-2006, 04:21 PM

MB, now you've really pissed me off! :madrant:

D. Scarlatti · #15 09-12-2006, 04:21 PM

It's not fair to fight a vegan. Vegetarians, with their pasty skin and flaccid, underdeveloped musculatures are no match for us meat eaters and our bulging, protein-enhanced upper bodies and powerful thighs.

And I object to this thread because it's little more than a thinly disguised attempt at starting a flame war.

mindbender · #16 09-12-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by D. Scarlatti

It's not fair to fight a vegan. Vegetarians, with their pasty skin and flaccid, underdeveloped musculatures are no match for us meat eaters and our bulging, protein-enhanced upper bodies and powerful thighs.

And I object to this thread because it's little more than a thinly disguised attempt at starting a flame war.

Fallacious statement about vegetarians. But anyway, I agree with your objection.

Dingfod · #17 09-12-2006, 04:25 PM

Shelli · #18 09-12-2006, 04:27 PM

mindbender · #19 09-12-2006, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Shelli

MB, now you've really pissed me off! :madrant:

Look, it's Shelli leaving a fart: :explode2:

Dingfod · #20 09-12-2006, 04:31 PM

If you ate veggies as much as she must, you'd have a lot of gas too.

"No more odor than a freshly baked biscuit."--Dr. John Harvey Kellogg as portrayed by Sir Anthony Hopkins in the movie The Road to Wellville.

Leesifer · #21 09-12-2006, 04:36 PM

I assume you know each other already Shelli and mindbender?

mindbender · #22 09-12-2006, 04:38 PM

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I assume you know each other already Shelli and mindbender?

Unfortunately.

j/k! Well, unless she means it... then she can um....

:hanged:

Ari · #23 09-12-2006, 04:39 PM

Better eat her first.
:giggle:

mindbender · #24 09-12-2006, 04:41 PM

Shelli · #25 09-12-2006, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Leesifer

I assume you know each other already Shelli and mindbender?

Yes, from the now defunct Universist Forum and after that, the other FF.

Watser? and I have both had our fill of her and although we are not thrilled to see her here, we are thrilled that the :ff:

lets us disallow contact from individual members, insuring that we will not be receiving any harassing PM's from Mindbender here like we did on the other FF that she has been banned twice from.

Oh and let's not forget the big red ignore button at the :ff:

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