It's Not Premarital Sex If She's Already Married

Zoot · #1 01-03-2005, 01:05 AM

39 minutes in.

I think it's quite cool that one of these churches has a pre-marital counselling course for six weeks, covering everything from finances to sexual fulfilment.

Using a "sexual intensity chart" and phrases like "men are like microwaves, women are like slow-cookers".

Zoot · #2 01-03-2005, 01:07 AM

It's funner to do a running commentary.

I'm so glad I didn't go to one of these churches when I was growing up.

Zoot · #3 01-03-2005, 01:08 AM

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I'm wondering about those toothbrushes. I mean, is he toothbrush monogamous? No travel toothbrush? No throwing it out when the bristles get all splayed and deformed? Pretty poor analogy, I gotta say.

Yeah, how come it doesn't apply to hugs?

Zoot · #4 01-03-2005, 01:15 AM

Here's a funny thing. What I'm doing is reviewing the closed captions that we bought from another captioning company. Where I would have captioned this part as:

(PRAYS IN TONGUES)

the original captioner has typed:

A-ta-ta da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Oh-lo-lo-lo-lee-a-sa-ta-da-da.

(edit)

There's more:

Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
bo-so-do-la-ba-ba-ba-ba.

wildernesse · #5 01-03-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoot

Here's a funny thing. What I'm doing is reviewing the closed captions that we bought from another captioning company. Where I would have captioned this part as:

(PRAYS IN TONGUES)

the original captioner has typed:

A-ta-ta da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Oh-lo-lo-lo-lee-a-sa-ta-da-da.

(edit)

There's more:

Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
bo-so-do-la-ba-ba-ba-ba.

lady cop · #6 01-03-2005, 02:04 AM

ob li di ob li da....i KNEW the Beatles were onto something. :listenin:

flufeemunk · #7 01-03-2005, 06:32 AM

When I was reading the first post, Texas Teenage Virgins sounded like a porn flick which you were ironically calling a documentary. Too bad.

JoeP · #8 01-03-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoot

It's funner to do a running commentary.

I'm so glad I didn't go to one of these churches when I was growing up.

You can't say funner on this board.

Dingfod · #9 01-03-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeP

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Originally Posted by Zoot

It's funner to do a running commentary.

I'm so glad I didn't go to one of these churches when I was growing up.

You can't say funner on this board.

Why? It's way more gooder.

Dingfod · #10 01-03-2005, 08:09 PM

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It's Not Premarital Sex If She's Already Married

I always thought it would be better to have an affair with a married woman. I mean, who's she going to tell?

Clutch Munny · #11 01-03-2005, 08:40 PM

The funny thing is, to extend the analogy a bit, these people are as opposed to "using your own toothbrush" as they are to using someone else's. It's just general dental hygeine that has them all in twist.