It's Not Premarital Sex If She's Already Married

[Clutch Munny]

The funny thing is, to extend the analogy a bit, these people are as opposed to "using your own toothbrush" as they are to using someone else's. It's just general dental hygeine that has them all in twist.

[livius drusus]

True, Clutch. What's the latin term for "Argument from Cooties"?

[JoeP]

ad nauseam?

[Petra]

Now I know why my bristles are all splayed.


So how long before they biblically justify the surgical and painless removal, at birth, of those nasty little pleasure buttons and what-have-you?

The Onion had a most brilliant article in it's archives regarding a young couple in their twenties marrying and having sex for the first time. It was gut-bustingly hilarious. But, alas, The Onion needs me to become a paid member to have access to those archives now.


So, anyway, how do I go about getting a new toothbrush? I already floss.

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by lunachick

So, anyway, how do I go about getting a new toothbrush? I already floss.

Rrrrrrrowwrr! I'd like to run those through my teeth. Uh-huh!

[viscousmemories]

I'm a little concerned that the commentary stopped at the speaking in tongues. Did Zoot turn into a frog or something?

[flufeemunk]

Originally Posted by lunachick

The Onion had a most brilliant article in it's archives regarding a young couple in their twenties marrying and having sex for the first time. It was gut-bustingly hilarious. But, alas, The Onion needs me to become a paid member to have access to those archives now.

Oh god, I love that one. The whole "Confusing hit-and-miss poking in the dark since touching the genitals is a sin" thing was comedy gold.

[Sycophant]

It seems this documentary is screening here on TV One at 8:30 this Monday night (Luna, you know you want to watch).

I have seen Zoot since his last post and he is not a frog. I will also be watching the show with closed captions on so I can see what Zoot replaced the American speaking in tongues captions with. He has always had a thing for onomatopoeia, so I expect it shoudl be good.

Don't fail me Zoot!

[Sycophant]

Originally Posted by lunachick

So, anyway, how do I go about getting a new toothbrush? I already floss.

Ooooh gosh, I say, well I never, I uh, well, um. Gracious I am all flustered now.

[Petra]

Originally Posted by Sycophant

It seems this documentary is screening here on TV One at 8:30 this Monday night (Luna, you know you want to watch).

Hell, yeah! Thanks for the heads up.