In order to keep someone from realizing we were leaving and taking our parking spot, my two friends and I spent twenty minutes running around and hiding in the parking deck. Crouching behind a guardrail in the stairwell, we finally saw the guy decide we weren't leaving, park waaaay at the bottom of a hill, and walk past the parking deck. We then took the world's fastest trip to Wal-Mart, and got back to discover...