Foot found in newborn baby's brain

[Leesifer]

Originally Posted by ChuckF

When science creates an amoeba, believe me, you will know. In a laboratory accident caused by the hubris of the lead researcher, it will be irradiated. A genetic flaw which had been identified by a junior researcher will cause it to grow to an enormous size, and it will harbor truly malign intentions. Having escaped from captivity on the remote research island, it will be strengthened by the seawater and stronger than ever as it arrives on shore in a major American metropolis. It will only gain additional strength from the military's conventional attempts to pacify it, absorbing the energy of the attacks and using it to vent its single-celled fury on block after block of skyscrapers.

I only hope the junior researcher can get to the President in time.

I'm just glad all these creatures land in America first. I mean, Godzilla was nearly as big as the UK, so we would definitely have lost that one.