Judges

[Leesifer]

Times must be hard, Uth!

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by Leesifer

Times must be hard, Uth!

That's what he calls it?

Curious.

Well...That's what she said.

[Deadlokd]

What's an Oklahoma?

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Deadlokd

What's an Oklahoma?

Oklahoma is the source of some major suckage that keeps Texas from sliding off into the Gulf of Mexico. Oklahoma is kind of the 'taint' of the South Central States, tain't Texass, tain't Kansass, but it is right between them.

[Deadlokd]

So it's like a black hole then? A black hole of stupid. So what the hell are you and IW doing living there?

Not really. But it's always the super hawt guys in denial who go all constupidive until they finally break down and start making teh ghey pr0n.

Like Tucker Carlson did.

[Leesifer]

dont expect me to now google tucker carlson Im fed up with googling your ghey pron stuff next thing you'll be wanting a job in government or something important no way thats gonna happen on my watch oh and then you'll be wanting paragraphs and punctuation and shit

[Leesifer]

Also, looking at the who's been online list - Josephine are you also Josephine the Lawyer?

[livius drusus]

I miss Judge Floro.

[Adam]

I think we're all missing the key issue here.

show spoiler

Did Uth seriously say Tucker Freacking Carlson was hawt?!?!?!

[rigorist]

Family law sucks.

It's the bow tie. God, he's hawt.

[Dingfod]

We got suckered into coming here, now we can't leave. It's that whole time-space Oklahomium thing. I'm not sure, but I think we need a Delorean, a clock tower, and 1.21 Gigawatts to escape.


Edited to add: Like Utah was better.

[Deadlokd]

You're screwed then. First of all Deloreans can only fit two people and that's without luggage and second there's only nine or so of them left.

ETA: Look on the upside, you can always have Josephine over for dinner.

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Deadlokd

You're screwed then. First of all Deloreans can only fit two people and that's without luggage and second there's only nine or so of them left.

Two, without luggage? What's the downside?

Originally Posted by Deadlokd

ETA: Look on the upside, you can always have Josephine over for dinner.

If that's the upside, I don't even wish to ponder the downside.

[Kael]

Originally Posted by Dingfod

Like Utah was better.

But... we've got skiing, and... mountains and... Well, I like it here, if mostly for the scenery.

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Kael

But... we've got skiing, and... mountains and... Well, I like it here, if mostly for the scenery.

I liked it for the same reasons too and within a few months of arrival in Oklahoma wondered why the hell I left Utah. I've tried to get my old job back several times. There is an opening there now that I'm pondering applying for again. Maybe 3rd time is the charm?

[Caligulette]

I totally saw a Delorean in the parking lot of trader Joe's about a month ago. I'd forgotten about how cool they were. Also about how the already horrid economy of Belfast took a hit when the company went under.

"Canerdian" heh!

[Angakuk]

Why do I get the feeling that Josephine has some personal issues with Judge Wright?

I bet he dismissed her lawsuit against the Roswell aliens. I'd be pretty upset about that, too.

[Angakuk]

Paternity suit? He is a Family Court judge isn't he?

[Kael]

yeah, I drove through Oklahoma once, that about did it for me.

[Ensign Steve]

I've never driven through Oklahoma, but having driven across Texas three times, I think I understand the attraction.

[Dingfod]

To Utah?

[Ensign Steve]

To driving through Oklahoma instead.

Don't get me wrong, I love Texas. That's just a long fucking drive.