In Which We Brag About Our Petty Accomplishments

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Originally Posted by Adamus Prime

I don't even like gravy, wei, so I'm not going to give you any shit for whatever abomination you're passing off as gravy to your poor kid (although, if you want her to be that easy to fool into thinking whatever you pulled out of the recesses of your cabinet and heated in the microwave is "gravy", you might want to start homeschooling her). At least you're not defiling shrimp with ketchup or giving her a slice of american cheese on a cracker and telling her it's pizza this time.

One time, one of LM's friends was giving me crap for not making gravy, and I was all like "GRAVY IS BLOOD SAUCE!" and he was all like, "OMG! I never thought of it like that. You have RUINED GRAVY FOR ME FOREVER."

So my petty accomplishment is that I once ruined gravy for an apple-cheeked young man from Kansas. Ha HA!