A Hopeful Moment

Zoot · #1 12-23-2004, 01:55 AM

"Today we had a... rocket attack. It took a lot of lives. Uh... Any time of the year is a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life. This time of year is particularly sorrowful for the families, as we head into the Christmas season. ... We pray for them. We send our heartfelt condolences to the loved ones who've suffered today. We just want them to know that... the mission, um, is a vital mission for peace. It's the idea of a democracy taking hold and... what was a place of tyranny and hatred and destruction is... is, uh... It's such a hopeful moment in the history of the world."
- George W. Bush on Tuesday's attack on US troops in Iraq.

Translation: "Killing us cos we invaded their country? No, it's cos they're baddies. PS, God bless."

Godless Dave · #2 12-23-2004, 06:16 AM

They hate us for our freedom.

Darren · #3 12-23-2004, 02:20 PM

Glad to hear that George is still in form. The darkly humorous side is a very small consolation, but some is better than none (I think).

justaman · #4 12-28-2004, 08:33 AM

Did you see Team America, Zoot? Freaken hilarious I thought. And while the dick-pussy-asshole analogy is worryingly simplistic, it was clever, I thought.

Zoot · #5 12-29-2004, 01:49 AM

Yeah, I had a good laugh. I liked the songs best, I think. And the vomit scene. And loyalty-proving blowjob.

Sycophant · #6 12-29-2004, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoot

Yeah, I had a good laugh. I liked the songs best, I think. And the vomit scene. And loyalty-proving blowjob.

That reminds me Zoot. I am still not sure you are loyal to the task of being the god-parent for my child.

Zoot · #7 12-29-2004, 10:31 PM

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That reminds me Zoot. I am still not sure you are loyal to the task of being the god-parent for my child.

Yes, you'd best get Jon.

justaman · #8 12-30-2004, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sycophant

That reminds me Zoot. I am still not sure you are loyal to the task of being the god-parent for my child.

Man that'd be one fucked up kid! Babbling to everyone in the schoolyard about Schopenhauer...he'd be on anti-depressants from age 6

justaman · #9 12-30-2004, 12:58 AM

America...fuck yeah

Zoot · #10 12-30-2004, 02:16 AM

Apparently I'm responsible for Dylan's child's religious education.

We're gonna need a montage.