Now, before you kill me, this was a dream I just had an hour or so ago. I was walking along with Jessica at the airport cafe, looking for something to eat, and it was either a ham sandwich, some moderately appetizing salad, or these. So, I grabbed the "Pro-Choice" brand hot dogs, which also had a message saying they were endorsed by some New York professor at Columbia University.
Then I woke up. Before even getting a chance to savor them, too! (Should I be glad I didn't look up the ingredients list?)
When I told Jess, she joked "You even
dream of eating babies! Sicko!"
Are embryo-based hot dogs about the most disgusting food item imaginable, or can someone top that?