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08-17-2009, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
Srsly.
Almost all Euros circulating Germany have traces of coke on 'em. Same with Washington DC and a whole bunch of other US cities. It's like y'all have been holding out on me or something.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3021194.stm
BBC NEWS | Americas | US banknotes show cocaine traces
I wonder if people get pulled up at airports by drug dogs, because they can smell the coke on the currency? I wonder how many innocent people have been subjected to interrogations and strip searches because some high falutin', coke tooter had a snort with your change a few nights earlier?
Either way, I think I may be a wee bit jealous. IT'S LIKE EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN EXCEPT ME!!!11! Bastards.
(I kid, if course. I'm not really interested in doin' any coke. Honest.)
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08-17-2009, 11:40 AM
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Dancing redshirt
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
I think people do it just to throw the dogs.
Does make you wonder what other adventures your money gets up to.
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08-17-2009, 12:08 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Location: Furrin parts
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
Some of it must have been in strippers' panties 
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08-17-2009, 01:33 PM
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California Sober
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Location: Silicon Valley
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
According to snopes, It's true, but not necessarily for the immediately obvious reason.
http://www.snopes.com/business/money/cocaine.asp
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08-17-2009, 02:03 PM
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Admin
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
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Originally Posted by Watser?
Some of it must have been in strippers' panties |
Wow, I'm actually so old I was initially repulsed by that prospect. 
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08-17-2009, 02:13 PM
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Location: so far out, I'm too far in
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
It's like we don't even know you anymore. 
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08-17-2009, 02:58 PM
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ŧiggermonkey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Springfield, MA
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
Not me. No thanks. It's hard enough for me to stay off of caffeine. Besides, my nose doesn't like the stuff, no matter what the cut. 
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08-17-2009, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
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Huh. Given the cross pollination in cash drawers and money counting machines, I'm actually sort of surprised that nearly every bill in circulation wouldn't have trace amounts of coke on it.
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08-17-2009, 03:35 PM
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California Sober
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Location: Silicon Valley
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
Also feces.
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08-17-2009, 03:37 PM
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Captain #EmbraceTheImpossible
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sandy, Oregon
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
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Also feces.
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Thanks again for the stripper butt-crack reminder. 
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08-17-2009, 03:41 PM
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ŧiggermonkey
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
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08-17-2009, 04:04 PM
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rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
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Re: Does, like, everyone have cocaine except me?
And all this time, I just figured it was the guys at the Mint tooting up in the press room.
It certainly tends to give more credibility to the notion of the comforting scent of money.
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