Astronomers discover JEROME THE GNOME

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Here.

Astronomers had unsuccessfully pursued these dark entities, called Y dwarfs, ever since their existence was theorized more than a decade ago. They are nearly impossible to see relying on visible light,

Still doubt me?

Y dwarfs are the coldest members of star-like bodies known as brown dwarfs, which are odd objects sometimes known as failed stars.

Brown dwarfs are too puny to force atoms to fuse together and release nuclear energy, and so they have only the little heat they were born with.

And the mortgage loan fixation - sheesh, let it drop:

"Finding brown dwarfs near our sun is like discovering there's a hidden house on your block that you didn't know about," said astronomer Michael Cushing, a WISE team member at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.

Ouch, this hurts - the guy closes his comments by going for JEROME's family:

"Brown dwarfs are also much easier to observe because in general, they aren't lost in the glare of an exceedingly bright parent

[Jerome]