Breaking News - China trying to steal oil from U.S.

Angakuk · #1 01-30-2012, 05:48 AM

This story is required reading for every Patriotic American.

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China's growing economy is hungry for Canadian oil. Chinese state-owned companies have invested more than $16 billion in Canadian energy in the past two years, state-controlled Sinopec has a stake in the pipeline, and if it is built, Chinese investment in Alberta oil sands is sure to boom.

Wake up sheeple, China is trying to steal Canadian oil that rightfully belongs to the U.S.!!! How can the U.S. ever hope to reduce its dependance on foreign oil if it allows foreign countries access to its Canadian oil?

SR71 · #2 01-30-2012, 03:51 PM

Say what? Can't hear over all this bleating in here. Screw this, I'm going back to sleep. Wake me up when my solar panel gets here.

godfry n. glad · #3 01-30-2012, 08:24 PM

What?

You can't turn your back on those Canucks. They'll sell the carpet right out from under you, tacks and all. See that, now? Cavorting with the slants to deal off our backup while we're busy losing all contact with reality over a pipeline through Afghanistan. HA!

Stinkin' ingrates. I think it might be high time to bring democracy, freedom and the liberties of an open society to Canuckistan. Maybe by providing shoulder-held missile-launchers to the Quebecois? As a first step, maybe, huh?

Kyuss Apollo · #4 01-31-2012, 08:30 AM

Clutch Munny · #5 02-01-2012, 02:58 AM

Fuck you all.

We'll just refine our own tar san- sorry, make that Healthy Economy Sand -- and sell it to our new Chinese best friends. Our Prime Minister has assured us that it's the only way for some of his biggest backers to buy larger yach- sorry, the only way to guarantee both a healthy economy and the mass slaughter of ducks we've all been craving.

Dingfod · #6 02-01-2012, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyuss Apollo

An asshat then.

SR71 · #7 02-01-2012, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Clutch Munny

Fuck you all.

We'll just refine our own tar san- sorry, make that Healthy Economy Sand -- and sell it to our new Chinese best friends. Our Prime Minister has assured us that it's the only way for some of his biggest backers to buy larger yach- sorry, the only way to guarantee both a healthy economy and the mass slaughter of ducks we've all been craving.