Pope Benedict States the Obvious

[Dingfod]

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/04/28/D8H92CEO4.html

The Pontiff says marriages often fail due to a lack of love. In other news, the Pope is Catholic and bears crap in the woods.

[verte]

The Pope's actual level of experience with marriage being a lot like my actual level of experience with bullfighting...

[Godwhacker]

My stepdad, who is, ironically, a Catholic, has altered the old Catholic cliche:

"Is the Pope Catholic?"

to:

"Is the Pope a Nazi?"

BTW, Ding, I initially misread your sentence to imply that the Pope bears (as in takes upon himself) crap in the woods....which could make some sense as well...