How to become a billionaire ....

[Adam]

Originally Posted by alphamale

.. if you're an indian (bow and arrow, not 7/11). Get a few other indians, call yourself a tribe, contact the gaming interests - their lawyers and lobbyists will do the rest. After the casino is built, watch the loot roll in!

Wait, wait, I have another. If you're a slithering pile of human excrement (Jack Abramoff, not actual sewage), make a bunch of high level government contacts (Tom Delay, not anyone with a conscience), then find two of the aforementioned tribes and get them each to pay you millions of dollars to use your government contacts shut the other down! Make sure not to tell either tribe that you're also working for the other!