Trader Joe's has a good microwave-box-o-pad thai...
Recipe:
1. go to Trader Joe's, buy a thing of pad thai for 1.99
2. take off teh plastics
3. carefully with scissors (don't run!) cut open the noodles, and with a metal fork loosen them all from being clumped-up
4. again with the scissors (
no running), cut open the seasoning spices packet and sprinkle daintily on the noodles
5. cut open the sauce foil-packet (you know the drill) and pour over the noodles and spices. squeeze the last precious drops out by running
thumb and index finger along the length of the foil toward the opening--enjoy the texture, like it's a rusty kettle.
6. close top of box, place in microwave on HIGH for approximately two minutes, remove
7. take fork used to unclump the noodles and consume immediately, burn the shit out of your mouth.
8. or wait 5-7 minutes and enjoy.